SnowxHope trolling, banning and lulz

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Snope

Banned
AKA
Silverette, Snowballs Lover, Divine Creature!

Would you?... "Serah" The lone blonde giant uttered to the tear shaped aquamarine crystal in his hand, holding
it up to let it take in the sight around it. To Oerba and the snow covered wasteland that once used to be a
bustling little village. "Serah, Serah, Serah. What would you say to me if I said that I think that I have
found love with another person?" The giant asked the gem, holding it up to the light as if the gentle

warm rays will bring it to life to answer his questions. The light that bends through the gem shines upon him, scattering streams of blue light onto his
gentle yet undeniably masculine features, bathing him in its luminescence. "Would you have cross words
with me? Would curses rain like a waterfall from your precious pale coral lips? Would your eyes be
ablaze in anger and rage?" His cobalt blue orbs lock in a gaze at the shining jewel he held up before

himself. "Would you actually hit me? Would you use your powers as a L'cie to strike me down, or do
even worse?" he says with a pained whisper, taking the memento of his former beloved, grazing the tip of
the gemstone along his cheek to see if it would cause him physical pain, retribution for what he has
caused for the gems true owner. With his eyes shut closed he expects a slash with a searing burn to go
along with it, for ruby red drops resembling his own unshed tears to spill out from within. Yet all he got, was

nothing. No pain nor a response, and he couldn't suppress the crestfallen look the look of anguish that befell his features. "Would you support me in my choice?" He asked the final keepsake of the once previous love of
his life, sitting on the ground covered in the element he was most attuned with, as if pleading for it- for
her, to hear him out to the end. "You would like him ya know, he's a smart kid." The blonde sentinel
admits to the stone, his telltale smirk creeping back onto his face. "Smart, kind, forgiving, sweet, and

beautiful. He stole my heart without ever really trying." The six and nearly a half foot giant took a look at his surroundings, snow covering every bit of
the expanse surrounding him, a blanket of snow and ice as far as the eye could see. The suns rays
illuminating all that it can in its brilliant white hue. It would have been a sight to beheld back when Oerba
had human life within its confines. Now it looked like a winter wasteland with its own populace of failed
L'cie of the past. "Serah, when will you awaken from your slumber so I can tell you all this in person, and
not to your crystal like a coward!" His rage at his own failures and insecurities reaches its peak as he lets
out an anguished bellow before curling up a fist, as if taking all his confused emotions and thoughts and

thrusting it upon the ground before him. Little does the man with the vast boot size know that the last part of his audible soul searching
was overheard by the boy of the group. The silver haired adonis that once despised the giant for all that he
was, yet it was impossible to hate him now. He came closer to the distraught man from out of his point of
view, appearing out of the blue like an angel. He laid a meek, tiny, frail hand upon the guardians shoulder
before gently holding the blonde's rough, behemoth sized hand that he punched the powder covered earth
with in both of his tender palms. The murmurs of a cure incantation could be heard, and it was like music

to the larger male. It was the voice of the one that has cured him of so many ailments. "I'm sure that one day, you will get your chance to tell her all that you need to." The boy said
simply, going eye to eye with the one who had more life experience than himself, and it was a breath of
fresh air to the elder. "So lets finish our mission so you can be one step closer to your chance." The
silverette said as he finished tending to his sentinels wounds like a caring ally would. Before he could get

up and turn away from him, he felt a strong yet gentle grasp on his shoulder. The blonde pulse L'cie held his younger charge in place with just one arm. The one who he
swore to protect on the last few breaths of his mother's life. The boy in question was instantly pulled
toward the warm, comforting yet solid and protective chest of the one he can't ever truly hate, but of
another emotion all of its own. "Hope, would you"- The man's question was stopped in its tracks by the
teens swift finger upon his lips. "Yes snow, yes." Was all he simply said. For once, one of his deep
questions was answered for him without having ever really asking, and he couldn't have been any
happier.

:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:
 

Celes Chere

Banned
AKA
Noctis
Would you?... "Serah" The lone blonde giant uttered to the tear shaped aquamarine crystal in his hand, holding
it up to let it take in the sight around it. To Oerba and the snow covered wasteland that once used to be a
bustling little village. "Serah, Serah, Serah. What would you say to me if I said that I think that I have
found love with another person?" The giant asked the gem, holding it up to the light as if the gentle

warm rays will bring it to life to answer his questions. The light that bends through the gem shines upon him, scattering streams of blue light onto his
gentle yet undeniably masculine features, bathing him in its luminescence. "Would you have cross words
with me? Would curses rain like a waterfall from your precious pale coral lips? Would your eyes be
ablaze in anger and rage?" His cobalt blue orbs lock in a gaze at the shining jewel he held up before

himself. "Would you actually hit me?

Serah awoke from her crystal, the power of a bullshit fanfic plot enraging her.
"YES I would hit you, you moron! You do NOT sleep with children! We've been through this! This is the whole reason our relationship never got off the ground for SO LONG! Lightning was right about you, wasn't she?!"
And, just like her sister, she gave Snow a good punch to the face to make him stop his dumb ass thinking /// rambling.
"You're right Serah, I'd have to have the brain the size of a pea-"
"NO, YOU'D HAVE TO HAVE NO BRAIN AT ALL!"
"Right--- no brain at all to hit on helpless fourteen year old boys,"
Snow said, standing corrected, and wiping the blood off of his lip.
"Now go off, and save my beautiful ass!"
"Yes Ma'am!"
And with that, Serah faded back into sleep. Little did Snow know, a very horrified Hope was hiding in the background.
"I knew Snow was looking at me funny..."
He ran off to get the others, and Lightning kicked Snow's ass, because she is his protector from creepy shouta lovers.

THE END
 

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c

Would you?... "Serah" The lone blonde giant uttered to the tear shaped aquamarine crystal in his hand, holding
it up to let it take in the sight around it. To Oerba and the snow covered wasteland that once used to be a
bustling little village. "Serah, Serah, Serah. What would you say to me if I said that I think that I have
found love with another person?" The giant asked the gem, holding it up to the light as if the gentle

warm rays will bring it to life to answer his questions. The light that bends through the gem shines upon him, scattering streams of blue light onto his
gentle yet undeniably masculine features, bathing him in its luminescence. "Would you have cross words
with me? Would curses rain like a waterfall from your precious pale coral lips? Would your eyes be
ablaze in anger and rage?" His cobalt blue orbs lock in a gaze at the shining jewel he held up before

himself. "Would you actually hit me? Would you use your powers as a L'cie to strike me down, or do
even worse?" he says with a pained whisper, taking the memento of his former beloved, grazing the tip of
the gemstone along his cheek to see if it would cause him physical pain, retribution for what he has
caused for the gems true owner. With his eyes shut closed he expects a slash with a searing burn to go
along with it, for ruby red drops resembling his own unshed tears to spill out from within. Yet all he got, was

nothing. No pain nor a response, and he couldn't suppress the crestfallen look the look of anguish that befell his features. "Would you support me in my choice?" He asked the final keepsake of the once previous love of
his life, sitting on the ground covered in the element he was most attuned with, as if pleading for it- for
her, to hear him out to the end. "You would like him ya know, he's a smart kid." The blonde sentinel
admits to the stone, his telltale smirk creeping back onto his face. "Smart, kind, forgiving, sweet, and

beautiful. He stole my heart without ever really trying." The six and nearly a half foot giant took a look at his surroundings, snow covering every bit of
the expanse surrounding him, a blanket of snow and ice as far as the eye could see. The suns rays
illuminating all that it can in its brilliant white hue. It would have been a sight to beheld back when Oerba
had human life within its confines. Now it looked like a winter wasteland with its own populace of failed
L'cie of the past. "Serah, when will you awaken from your slumber so I can tell you all this in person, and
not to your crystal like a coward!" His rage at his own failures and insecurities reaches its peak as he lets
out an anguished bellow before curling up a fist, as if taking all his confused emotions and thoughts and

thrusting it upon the ground before him. Little does the man with the vast boot size know that the last part of his audible soul searching
was overheard by the boy of the group. The silver haired adonis that once despised the giant for all that he
was, yet it was impossible to hate him now. He came closer to the distraught man from out of his point of
view, appearing out of the blue like an angel. He laid a meek, tiny, frail hand upon the guardians shoulder
before gently holding the blonde's rough, behemoth sized hand that he punched the powder covered earth
with in both of his tender palms. The murmurs of a cure incantation could be heard, and it was like music

to the larger male. It was the voice of the one that has cured him of so many ailments. "I'm sure that one day, you will get your chance to tell her all that you need to." The boy said
simply, going eye to eye with the one who had more life experience than himself, and it was a breath of
fresh air to the elder. "So lets finish our mission so you can be one step closer to your chance." The
silverette said as he finished tending to his sentinels wounds like a caring ally would. Before he could get

up and turn away from him, he felt a strong yet gentle grasp on his shoulder. The blonde pulse L'cie held his younger charge in place with just one arm. The one who he
swore to protect on the last few breaths of his mother's life. The boy in question was instantly pulled
toward the warm, comforting yet solid and protective chest of the one he can't ever truly hate, but of
another emotion all of its own. "Hope, would you"- The man's question was stopped in its tracks by the
teens swift finger upon his lips. "Yes snow, yes." Was all he simply said. For once, one of his deep
questions was answered for him without having ever really asking, and he couldn't have been any
happier.

:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

You are a terrible person, and your name is terrible. You sicken me, and I hope you die in a raging inferno.
 

Max Payne

Banned
AKA
Leon S. Kennedy,Terry Bogard, The Dark Knight, Dacon, John Marston, Teal'c
god_hates_fags_12-25-20021.jpg
 

Winter

8ad 8r8k
AKA
oddishness, like vines, azula, femshep, winter
please tell me you're a troll

I'd like to have enough faith in humanity to think that there's no one out there that's really this stupid

:sadpanda:
 

Alex

alex is dead
AKA
Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer
cool story bro
 

Snope

Banned
AKA
Silverette, Snowballs Lover, Divine Creature!
I'm on frigging chapter 11 and my goodness if hope and snow aren't meant for each other the sky must not be blue! and its BLUE!


hope has the tallest eidiolon.
snow has the shortest.

Hint hint!:gjawesomonster:
 

looneymoon

they/them
AKA
Rishi
please tell me you're a troll

I'd like to have enough faith in humanity to think that there's no one out there that's really this stupid

:sadpanda:

That, or they're just completely not-srs when it comes to shipping, and oding this for lulz. I can maybe get that, but somehow I doubt it.
 

Winter

8ad 8r8k
AKA
oddishness, like vines, azula, femshep, winter
Actually, I think Hope's just waiting for Vanille to fall into a coma...

:hugemonster:
QUOTING MYSELF BECAUSE IT GOT OVERLOOKED and someone will eventually get it and it will ruin their night

I'm looking at you Looneymoon.
 

Snope

Banned
AKA
Silverette, Snowballs Lover, Divine Creature!
The slight rustling of clothes made Snow look over to his side from where he lay on the ground. He blinked upon seeing Hope shivering uncontrollably as he slept. Sitting up, he watched the younger male, who had his arms crossed across his chest, as though trying to stay warm.
'The poor kid is freezing' Snow thought, a small frown of worry etched on his face. He couldn't let Hope stay cold. Damn, Lightning would have his head if he did, and as if he hadn't upset the woman enough already.
Sitting up on his knees, Snow scooted closer towards the little boy, and looked down at him. If the kid wasn't already pale, he would have turned blue. He really would have. Snow thought for a moment, and then looked at himself.
His coat was warm enough. Yeah, he might end up cold, but he'd rather that than Hope would be warm. Quietly, he took his large coat off, and laid it on top of the younger male, who immediately stopped shivering as though finding warmth.
The boy sighed in his sleep.
Snow grinned, before gently ruffling the sleeping boy's hair, whispering, "Good night, Hope." He then lay down on his back closing his eyes, unaware that Hope had woken up.
Hope blinked, taking notice of Snow's coat which had been placed over him, as though trying to give him warmth. The coat did give a lot of warmth, but... Hope sat up and looked at Snow, whose eyes were closed.
He only had a long sleeved t-shirt to keep him warm, and Hope felt guilty. He should really give the coat back to Snow, and say he would be all right, but he knew Snow wouldn't take it back. The silver haired male tried to think of a solution, and when he did, he sighed before blushing.
Scooting closer to the older blond who was fast asleep, Hope laid down beside him, looking very unsure as he continued to avert his eyes back and forth. He laid half of the coat on top of Snow, and the other half on himself.
Snow snored, scooting closer to Hope, making the younger male blink before smiling slightly. The younger silver haired male closed his eyes, welcoming sleep to take him.
"Hey! Snow, Hope, it's your turn to take- AWW!!" Vanille abruptly stopped in mid sentence, and squealed. "Lightning, Fang, look!" she called quietly to the other two females of the group, pointing at the two males on the ground.
Lightning rolled her eyes, feeling sick. Of course the big brute would go after Hope, even after poisoning Serah.
Fang's eyebrows rose, grinning, "We should let them sleep."
Vanille nodded.
Lightning sighed, "Well then, you and Sazh can take watch instead."




 

Winter

8ad 8r8k
AKA
oddishness, like vines, azula, femshep, winter
crack just used that .gif in another thread how lazy are you

learn2gif

IN TOPIC RELEVANT NEWS I WOULD STILL LIKE TO SEE FANG AND VANILLE MAKE SWEET LOVE.
 

Snope

Banned
AKA
Silverette, Snowballs Lover, Divine Creature!
crack just used that .gif in another thread how lazy are you

learn2gif

IN TOPIC RELEVANT NEWS I WOULD STILL LIKE TO SEE FANG AND VANILLE MAKE SWEET LOVE.


AND!?!?! NOW IM USING IT TO BLOW MY MAN BATMAN A KISS!!!!!:kermit:
 

Snope

Banned
AKA
Silverette, Snowballs Lover, Divine Creature!
Where are you finding all of this Hope/Snow fanart?


Many places because of all the Hope/snow-snow/Hope popularity reaching the world.

Deviantart, google pics, yaois sites!

ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:joy:
 
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