So, where I am at so far: I have it set on 'casual' difficulty because 'braindead chimp' wasn't an option. I tried to make femShep look like me as much as possible. I didn't like any of the hair options. She has bitchy resting face up the wazoo. I called her 'Gwendolyn'
I don't like that Joker guy. Like, grow a proper moustache or don't.
Freybs doesn't like Salarians. 'Can you kill him, I don't like his head' To which I said 'That isn't very nice, what if someone didn't like
your head and wanted to shoot you? Would that be ok?'
'Yes'
So putting aside the weird dog-eat-dog philosophy of Freybs.
I'm up to the Citadel - it's like Liverpool One, only it doesn't have a Pizza Express. Bit too clean and tidy.
I have Wrex and Garrus and Tali. I've been running about doing errands for various people, which tbh are beneath me, I thought I was a badass war hero of space, so why are you making me try and talk your sister out of working at a strip club?
Speaking of which, I had the worlds most boring and unerotic lapdance (ok technically not a lapdance) ever. Does it make a difference if I [relax] or [sit forward]? There was no [start wanking] option
And also, I do
not like that Sha'ira person. I walked into her place by mistake and then when it turned out she wanted to see me I thought 'oh this might be important to the plot' and then it turns out she just wants me to go and talk to one of her many 'customers'
and she was all huggy and touchy and overfamilar with me too. Ew. Who does she think she is? Obviously this blue stumpy head tentacled schtick is very popular on the Citadel, but I reckon it's a symptom of people being in space too long. Does nothing for me. Do not want.
In terms of gameplay, I've been killed twice already which probably has you guffawing up your sleeves. Also, I haven't really bought anything from a shop yet. I find the whole menu system a baffling ordeal.
Oh and like, I have a load of big shiny guns but because I'm untrained they're usless to me. How do I not be shit?
Also Garrus trapped me behind a chair in C-Sec academy and he wouldn't move even when I tried to shoot him I had to reload