So I'm...sorta back?

[Dawnbreaker]

More like the sun. Or a Sunflare.

Mother Earth and Sunflare. I like it. Yes, yes, Tim must come for a visit. T'would be a riot.

 

[Super Mario]

We'll be extinct if that happens D: I'm calling my ship and gtfo off planet Dawn.

 

[Dawnbreaker]

Watch the planet go SuperNova baby!

 

[Super Mario]

Wait. So Tim is the size of a sun? I see a Black Widow effect.

 

[Dawnbreaker]

Eclispe and then destory the pitiful debris known as Voldemort.

Black Widow effect? Hmmmm...

 

[Super Mario]

Well since you're about 7 jupiters tall, and he's about the size of your palm. Pretty much the Black Widow gig going on here.

 

[Super Mario]

the fun part is, Black Widows eat their hubbies after sex I pity the fools.

 

[Dawnbreaker]

Wouldn't it be worth it though? My grandmother gave my grandfather a heartattack that killed him when they were having sex.

Now they're up in heaven (or wherever) so they can bump to their heart's (lol) content!

 

[Super Mario]

what? your grandpa died from sex??


Well I don't think eating tim after sex is a good habit.....

 

[Dawnbreaker]

No word of a lie. Srs. Though my poor gran felt bad about it for years, I say she gave him a good send-off. What better way to die, eh?

 

[Super Mario]

THEN HOW DO YOU EXIST? Don't tell me that act gave birth to the only child AKA your mum/dad???


I'll be damned if I die that way. =___= I want to get oldered seeing my children, love children or grand children.

The question is which babe around this world is brave enough to have palsma rifle blow up their cave?

 

[Dawnbreaker]

Quite the opposite. My granddad impregnated my gran twenty times and she carried 12 to term. Maybe the Death by Sex was grannie's revenge? lol

edited: for the insanely amusing error.

 

[Super Mario]

YOUR DAD SCREWED GRANMA?!??!!

 

[Dawnbreaker]

xDDDD

I meant grandad. Whoops.

 

[Super Mario]

Wow so he died in an attempt to make moar spawns?
Grandad is a patriot. Living the canadian way. God speed, Dawn's gramps.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

So i heard someone was metaphorically talking about dawn's cooch here.

 

[Super Mario]

You heard correctly...Mr. Scott.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Exxxxxxcelent.

 

[Dawnbreaker]

Smeexxxxxxxxxxxxxcelent.

Yeah, they're probably up in heaven populating the place mini-demon/angel hybrids. Or something like that.

 

[Super Mario]

Hrmm... red heads for kids soon. Very nice. Very tasty.

 

[Joker]

Roffle @ thread

Death by snu-snu...best way to go.

 

[Super Mario]

I can't help but smile if I'm gonna end up that way... That or die by being crushed by tits.

 

[Max Payne]

what is this i don't eve

 

[Super Mario]

Big Boss? Big Boss?!! BIG BOOOOOOOO

 

[Dawnbreaker]

Oh, Dac, you're too funny.