I love how the uploader felt the need for captions. You know, in case we missed the TWO LINES of dialogue.
One of my nuggets comes from
Blade: Trinity. Dear God, that movie that was a trainwreck from start to finish. I always have a chuckle over this particular line:
Whistler: 'I've been doing this since before you were born, Blade. You're like a son to me. I'm sorry I got old on ya. I see you alone, surrounded by enemies. And it breaks my heart.'
It was such a sloppy-ass attempt to summarize Blade & Whistler's relationship for anyone who might not have watched the first two movies. It's one of the clunkiest, most awkward pieces of dialogue I think I've ever heard in a feature film. Even Kris Kristofferson doesn't believe what he's saying.