The Love Triangle of FFVII Part IV: A New Hope

[Son Goku]

This shall be a quest to get real names!

Write the name, then open

Spoiler

 

[Makoeyes987]

You didn't change it to begin with.

Now what makes you say that?!

LOL @ Teru Mikami.

I love how he's introduced as this sophisticated, serious badass Kira follower and he then just degenerates into a stark raving fanatical madman.

 

[crack]

Is it still considered necrophilia if both parties are dead?

Maybe not, considering it's not their actual bodies having sex.

If abstinence is the purest form of love. Then fuck love. With a 12 inch dildo.

That's why when Cloud and Tifa had sex under the Highwind.

 

[Alex]

Oh fuck off.

@ thread.

 

[crack]

 

[Fairheartstrife]

I demand renaming the thread. Everyone knows Cloud has a vagina.

**wanders off again**

 

[Makoeyes987]

We love you too.

Now don't you have a rp you should be working on? Gtfo!

 

[Sheva Alomar]

I demand the removing of this thread because flogging a dead horse is a pointless pursuit. Srsly.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Says the member who can't ever get enough of Fang/Vanille.

Yeah, okay, chief.

 

[Sheva Alomar]

I do believe you are confusing me with Thetis aka Bex, sir. FAIL.

 

[Makoeyes987]

OH GODDAMNIT.

I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL ALL THESE NAME CHANGES AND SHIT.

 

[Sheva Alomar]

I use the AKA field.

:johnorange:

 

[Alex]

This thread is the equivalent of the middle member of the Human Centipede.

 

[Makoeyes987]

I know, which is even more proof I'm losing my fucking mind here. Christ.

@Alex



Is all I have to say to you, sir.

 

[Alex]

This thread is the equivalent of the middle member of the Human Centipede.

Unfortunately still alive.

 

[Makoeyes987]

That is an utterly cruel and hilarious analogy to compare this debate to.

New topic.

Where would Cloud be in a human centipede composed of Tifa, Aerith and himself?

 

[Super Mario]

This thread is a live human centipede?!


SPARE IT MERCY CELTY KILL IT! KILL KILL

 

[Max Caulfield]

DON'T ANY OF YOU DARE BRING THAT MOVIE INTO THIS DISCUSSION!

 

[Super Mario]

To amuse this thread let's see who would be fit for the centipede.


Tifa > Cloudy > Aerith




Dr. Heiter...Can it be done?

 

[Fairheartstrife]

I am disturbed.


And oddly aroused.

O.o

 

[Makoeyes987]

DON'T ANY OF YOU DARE BRING THAT MOVIE INTO THIS DISCUSSION!

To amuse this thread let's see who would be fit for the centipede.


Tifa > Cloudy > Aerith




Dr. Heiter...Can it be done?

LTD solved.

 

[Max Caulfield]

I am disturbed.


And oddly aroused.

O.o

Don't say that. PLEASE. Don't go over to the dark side.

 

[crack]

Fuck you Mako. I was just eating curry too.

 

[Super Mario]

LTD solved.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!





I WAS JUST JOKING!!!

 

[Max Caulfield]

Fuck you Mako. I was just eating curry too.

And I just finished eating an ice cream drumstick.