It's simple and I'm sure most know the concept. Make up funny quotes said by any FF character.
Here's a couple of my old favorites for FFX:
*Yuna goes of to do the Sending in Killika*
Tidus: So...is she walking on water? Like Jesus?
Lulu: Who?
Tidus: Jesus. Dude with long hair and beard. THe Son of God.
Lulu: Never heard of him.
Tidus: you must have! He's the Savior! He had himself nailed to a plank of wood to save humanity.
Lulu: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Tidus: Oh and a giant whale thing is the incarnation of vanity and an electric toaster is the cause of it all makes SO much more sense.
*Tidus and everyone else runs onto the deck to fight Sin*
Tidus: Whoa...dude...this things arm is bigger than the whole goddam ship!
Rikku: You'd think he'd just like, ya know, squish us all in one move.
Auron: This is your story. The Plot is in your hands!
*summoned Anima to fight Seymour Omnis*
Seymour: Mommy!
Anima/Seymour's Mother: Seymour, just stop. We can fade together if you just change backt o normal.
Seymour: Okay... *big wheels disappear and just regular Seymour*
Anima: SYKE! Choke on my Overdrive, bitch!
Now I'll think of some new ones....
FFIX:
Cid to Hilda: Kujadidn't...touch you did he?
Hilda: Of course he did. Every night and twice after one of his villainous schemes succeeded.
Cid: W-what??!?
Hilda: Don't worry. i faked it every time. He is a hopeless narcissist and couldn't tell.
Cid: Well that's good. At least I know I'm better than him in that category.
Hilda: ....
Cid: Right?
Hilda: So i think we should have a conference on all the information he blurted out.
Cid: Hilda!!!
And that's all I got for now.
Here's a couple of my old favorites for FFX:
*Yuna goes of to do the Sending in Killika*
Tidus: So...is she walking on water? Like Jesus?
Lulu: Who?
Tidus: Jesus. Dude with long hair and beard. THe Son of God.
Lulu: Never heard of him.
Tidus: you must have! He's the Savior! He had himself nailed to a plank of wood to save humanity.
Lulu: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Tidus: Oh and a giant whale thing is the incarnation of vanity and an electric toaster is the cause of it all makes SO much more sense.
*Tidus and everyone else runs onto the deck to fight Sin*
Tidus: Whoa...dude...this things arm is bigger than the whole goddam ship!
Rikku: You'd think he'd just like, ya know, squish us all in one move.
Auron: This is your story. The Plot is in your hands!
*summoned Anima to fight Seymour Omnis*
Seymour: Mommy!
Anima/Seymour's Mother: Seymour, just stop. We can fade together if you just change backt o normal.
Seymour: Okay... *big wheels disappear and just regular Seymour*
Anima: SYKE! Choke on my Overdrive, bitch!
Now I'll think of some new ones....
FFIX:
Cid to Hilda: Kujadidn't...touch you did he?
Hilda: Of course he did. Every night and twice after one of his villainous schemes succeeded.
Cid: W-what??!?
Hilda: Don't worry. i faked it every time. He is a hopeless narcissist and couldn't tell.
Cid: Well that's good. At least I know I'm better than him in that category.
Hilda: ....
Cid: Right?
Hilda: So i think we should have a conference on all the information he blurted out.
Cid: Hilda!!!
And that's all I got for now.
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