Guys, request. If any of you is up tomorrow when the server starts to get sluggish and die again, can you take a look at the
currently active users and save that (if it's still accessible)? Pretty sure people with admin powerz can get more relevant info like resolved user agent etc.
I'm inclined to believe it's either Bing's bot fucking us up (in which case I either need to ban it too and/or up the robots.txt thing more), or the webhost making a backup of everything and either locking the whole webserver up, or fucking something else.
In either case, there's still more optimizations I should / could do wicba:
* Run PHP in FastCGI mode, instead of as an Apache module (basically have PHP run in its own process instead of as a part of an Apache process)
* Use nginx instead of Apache
* Get more memory or optimize its usage by turning off non-essentials - we're kinda maxing out our 512 MB of memory, which means the thing is swapping like a motherfucker, which means it's slow as shit.