Top 10 Best/Worst Halloween treats

Ghost X

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What you call smarties, I find delicious. I'd make up my own list, but am too busy at the moment :monster:.
 

Octo

KULT OF KERMITU
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Octo, Octorawk, Clarky Cat, Kissmammal2000
Are 'smarties' fizzy? Cos they look a lot like Love Hearts to me. The Smarties we get over here are similar to the non-peanut m&m's.

I tried a tootsie roll once its like some sort of industrial adhesive that someone put sugar in, fucking gross.

I don't mind Jolly Ranchers. All Hersheys stuff tastes like puke to non-US people.

Pretty much agreed with everything else, although I don't think kitkats deserve the number 2 spot, but thats because they're kind of ordinary/everyday to me.
 

Obsidian Fire

Ahk Morn!
AKA
The Engineer
Yes! Milky Way made top 5!

What Jolly Ranchers and Licorice (the red type) are doing on the worst 10 list I don't understand. Then again, my favoirite Jolly Rancher flavors are Green Apple and Rasberry (the blue one everyone else hates)...
 

Octo

KULT OF KERMITU
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Octo, Octorawk, Clarky Cat, Kissmammal2000
^why the hell are the raspberry ones blue? I guess they wanted to diffrentiate from the strawberry ones or something.

Isn't red licorice not actual licorice, isn't it fruity?
 

trash panda

---m(O.O)gle---
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Howl
So I guess we were the not-quite-as-rich-as-our-neighbors people on the block last night and we were handing out one piece of candy at a time...and some of those kids were looking at us like :closedmonster:. One little girl gave us a stink eye. Some of them stood there holding out their candy bags after we gave them a piece like we might eventually cave and give more. One piece of candy at a time and we managed to go through 300 pieces. :|


There was a really cute little boy who walked up to us and asked "are there any mean people here?" :awesome:


I also saw a lot of tittage and bare skin on some way-too-old-to-be-trick-or-treaters considering that it was below freezing last night.


My favorite Halloween candies way back when were Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and the industrial putty that Octo knows as Tootsie Rolls. :D
 

Obsidian Fire

Ahk Morn!
AKA
The Engineer
^^It was raining last night!

My family kinda lucked out because we live on a steep hill no one wants to climb. So we buy 1 bag of candy and usually end up splitting it between ourselves.
 

Abortedj

The Crawling Chaos
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Abortedj, The Offender, Abortedjesus, Testicules,
Are 'smarties' fizzy? Cos they look a lot like Love Hearts to me. The Smarties we get over here are similar to the non-peanut m&m's.

I tried a tootsie roll once its like some sort of industrial adhesive that someone put sugar in, fucking gross.

I don't mind Jolly Ranchers. All Hersheys stuff tastes like puke to non-US people.

Pretty much agreed with everything else, although I don't think kitkats deserve the number 2 spot, but thats because they're kind of ordinary/everyday to me.

Order:

Smarties are not fizzy, they are just chalky suger with "fruit" flavor added.

You sum up my feeling on tootsie rolls exactly.

I agree Hershey milk chocolate is shit. I find their white chocolate to alright. Jolly ranchers are always weird and sticky and have an almost soap like flavor (in my opinion).

Kitkats got number two for two reasons. The new dark chocolate ones. Also they are literally half a full sized bar.
 

Drax

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Benoist; Captain Highwind
Jolly ranchers and smarties just feel like choking hazards. I've been avoiding them more and more.

Pretty sure Jolly Ranchers can also rip out fillings if they adhere to molars just right.
 

Abortedj

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Abortedj, The Offender, Abortedjesus, Testicules,
Pretty sure Jolly Ranchers can also rip out fillings if they adhere to molars just right.

Yes they can. Had a baby tooth ripped out by one. It sucked. It was one of the molars, forget which one, but it was one the lower right side.
 

Dawnbreaker

~The Other Side of Fear~
FYI, there's a soft kind of Jolly Ranchers.


Reese Pieces! [Paul]


Ah, that didn't list didn't have one of my favourites:

SKITTLES, TASTE THE RAINBOW!


I'm also a huge fan of the bags of chips, but they're sadly going out of style. :'(
 
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Dawnbreaker

~The Other Side of Fear~
No idea if it's new or not, but yes, they're kind of like gummy bears.

FYI - Don't consume too many gummy bears. If you do, you might end up with a "Gummy Coma". LOL
 

Abortedj

The Crawling Chaos
AKA
Abortedj, The Offender, Abortedjesus, Testicules,
FYI - Don't consume too many gummy bears. If you do, you might end up with a "Gummy Coma". LOL

No not much for gummy bears. As you might guess from the list I mostly go for chocolate. Dark chocolate preferred.
 

trash panda

---m(O.O)gle---
AKA
Howl
^^It was raining last night!

My family kinda lucked out because we live on a steep hill no one wants to climb. So we buy 1 bag of candy and usually end up splitting it between ourselves.

Yeah, on the one day of the year that California happened to see a spittle of rain, I was on the other side of the country. :monster:
 
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