Twilight - For Laughs

[Arianna]

I don't think any of you will disagree with this:

When the humor is gone, this can be closed.

 

[Celes Chere]

 

[Arianna]

Wow. I don't know what to say. *shakes head*

This picture... Yeah, that's - summing it up.

 

[Strangelove]

THE CONFEDERACY. Was Edward from the South or something?

And it only gets worse after that. When something makes you more accepting of necrophilia, murder and stalking, you probably should have stopped a long time ago. Or at least not admit it in public.

 

[Tennyo]

 

[Hisako]

So wrong yet so right.

 

[CK]

That person has to be trolling...

 

[Cthulhu]

I'm okay with murder too, you know.

 

[Celes Chere]

That person has to be trolling...

Doubt it. Never look into a pro Twilight Forum for fun.







You will lose your mind.

 

[Tennyo]

So what does the Confederacy have to do with Twilight?

 

[Alex]

Hang on, let me just google search a picture of an overly beaten dead horse.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

So what does the Confederacy have to do with Twilight?

Jasper Hale was part of the Confederate Army when he was turned, I believe.

 

[Bex]

there was never any humour in this thread.

 

[Arianna]

there was never any humour in this thread.

It's specialized.

 

[Alex]

Thank you Bex, for providing me with exactly the picture needed to describe my feelings towards this thread:

In a word: unamused. In two words: unamused and pitying.

Anne Rice's books are much worse and much more hilarious than Stephanie Meyer's tripe. You should all go read them and then come back with a thread that I can contribute to with more enthusiasm.

 

[Bex]

Specialized?

Ya, like, SPECIAL ED

 

[Celes Chere]

Anne Rice's books are much worse

Bullshit.

Thanks Ryu, for providing me with exactly what I want to say in response to that:

Bitch, that's crazy.

 

[Arianna]

In a word: unamused. In two words: unamused and pitying.

Specialized?

Ya, like, SPECIAL ED

Spoiler

 

[Makoeyes987]

If you think the thread's stupid, redundant, or unfunny, then don't post in it. Simple as that.

 

[Arianna]

If you think the thread's stupid, redundant, or unfunny, then don't post in it. Simple as that.

Thank you.

 

[Alex]

Oh shut up, you're unfunny and redundant >: <

And Anne Rice's books are much, much worse! The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty's portrayal of women is almost as deplorable and poisonous and Meyer's portrayal of obsessive love. Stephanie Meyer at least attempts to inject some kind of meaning into Twilight, to give it some kind of moral backbone (even if she is very, very bad at it). The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty and its sequels are inbetween housewives porn and a secret S and M video stockpile.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Oh shut up, you're unfunny and redundant >: <

 

[Celes Chere]

Oh shut up, you're unfunny and redundant >: <

And Anne Rice's books are much, much worse! The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty's portrayal of women is almost as deplorable and poisonous and Meyer's portrayal of obsessive love. Stephanie Meyer at least attempts to inject some kind of meaning into Twilight, to give it some kind of moral backbone (even if she is very, very bad at it). The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty and its sequels are inbetween housewives porn and a secret S and M video stockpile.

No-one cares.

 

[Alex]

Wow okay. Go put a bandage on whatever nerve I touched.

 

[Makoeyes987]

I think you two need to settle this dispute in a due of duel monsters. That's just my opinion.