There's a season eight of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, you know. Joss Whedon's doing it in comic form. Since about issue 4, we've known the Big Bad this season is called Twilight. The only jokes about this have been in the fandom. Finally, issue 33:
Some people do this so they can fully criticize how terrible the books are armed with ~*~KNOWLEDGE~*~ unlike say, Laura Mallory.
There's one where she teaches biology and has 2 students named edward and bella, she teams them up together as lab partners every time in the hopes they get together, and she's convinced the principal to have a blood testing.I was expecting them all to be FML-esque stories, then I find that most of them are happy about their life being Twilight
So now they either let retards teach Biology or someone's making shit up. The second one makes me feel better about humanity.
well that is fantastic that you decided to buy a car instead of an education. Lord knows your parents weren't hoping you would anyways.MY LIFE IS TWILIGHT said:
Basically the same thing.Some people do this so they can fully criticize how terrible the books are armed with ~*~KNOWLEDGE~*~ unlike say, Laura Mallory.
And bang went my theory Twilight was Ethan Rayne.
*puffs on a pipe* Hmm, here's an interesting fact: do you know that the term loli is the diminuitive form for lolita, and that the current usage of the term comes from that book? Hmm! Fascinating.After rereading the Twilight series, I have to say I agree with the message of being sexually attracted to children who happen to be toddlers. I mean, Claire and Quil? Clearly Meyer is referencing the classic Lolita which is a stirring story of a man and his quest for the perfect loli. What's more beautiful than that?
