User 2012.

[Masamune]

 

[Cloudskye]

See ya...in about a month or two.

If it lasts any longer than that, hell is freezing over.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

 

[CK]

How about just don't fucking come back?

 

[Joker]

welcome to the forums!

 

[Cat Rage Room]

Don't worry guys, I'm gonna save you the trouble by predicting exactly what his returning post is going to be. Here goes;

So you thought Username wouldn't be back, huh...lol...I've returned, my anti friends...

Both TLS and ACF...can fuck off...but I love this place, despite the haters...so I've decided to grace my presence with here...I'm drunk...where's the spam section...i have a lot of respect for you guys...

*dies of liver failure*

 

[ForceStealer]

Anyway, it wasn't last month we had a thrad like this, but it was less than five months ago. Barely over four months ago, in fact. So yeah, not believing that he'll stay away for a year until he actually does so.

A one-year ban would make sure of it

 

[Joker]

...lolno.

His grammar isn't that good.

 

[Mormz]

I miss that little bastard. Me and user were like father and son. I used to take him to the park and we'd throw the ol' baseball back and forth. Then I'd take him to get an ice cream. Little fucker loved that shit.

For his birthday, I got him a BB gun. He shot the fuck out of that shit. I found at least 100 dead birds in the yard, but I didn't care. I did it all to see him smile.

And now, you lot, with your elitist attitude, and your cool hats. You've driven him off.

So, when my son asks me why the place he loves the most has abandoned him, just what should I say? HOW DO I EXPLAIN THAT, SIR!?

 

[Madame Mayor]

A one-year ban would make sure of it

And you know he pretty much asked for it. Why not help him keep his promise to not come back by not letting him come back until that date.

 

[Alex]

So you thought Username wouldn't be back, huh...lol...I've returned, my anti friends...

Both TLS and ACF...can fuck off...but I love this place, despite the haters...so I've decided to grace my presence with here...I'm drunk...where's the spam section...i have a lot of respect for you guys...

Needs...moar...elipses...
...

 

[Joe]

Needs worse grammar.

 

[Jaqen H'ghar]

Needs...moar...elipses...
...

Dramatic... pauses... ... for... effect

 

[Max Payne]

So, when my son asks me why the place he loves the most has abandoned him, just what should I say?

Son, the special bus is for gifted kids, really!

 

[Mormz]

 

[Ⓐaron]

Since it was edited out, here's the OP:

So long, my anti-friends. aye aye aye...goodbye.

I'll be back exactly May 17th 2012 (Log that in your diary).

This is for my own good, I keep fucking drinking alcohol and shit otherwise.

Username shall carry on improving my home made IT company, and be the best of the best.

Cheers for the entertainment from the forum, and cheers to all these semi-respected members over the years (Always respect you ppl, no matter what you think of Username):

- MakoEyes
- Ashes
- V
- Ryu
- L
- Ten
- Mage
- Brian Blessed
- Dr. Wrasslin. (hmm, count yourself lucky bro)
- *Anyone else who should be here who I have forgotten*

Have fun, spam, fuck around, And most of all guys and gals. Enjoy yourself..I just wanted to have fun and express myself, so please do that.

be back May 17th 2012. Love you.

I'm still not entirely sure why TLS is linked to alcohol but whatever

 

[Username]

don't show that!

 

[Ⓐaron]

 

[Dana Scully]

lol

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

don't show that!

Holy shit is it 2012 already?! Fuck how long did I sleep?! I mean sweet holy hell... oh wait User is just full of shit, nevermind.

 

[Lord Noctis]

Holy shit is it 2012 already?! Fuck how long did I sleep?! I mean sweet holy hell... oh wait User is just full of shit, nevermind.

Nah dude, User wouldn't break his word like that. This is clearly a clone looking to defile User's good name.

 

[Makoeyes987]

With User Name, "See you in a week" has never been so true before.

 

[Ⓐaron]

It wasn't even a week!

 

[Username]

If anyone else wants a pop feel free.. It was a stupid thread tbh.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Honesty is the first step. Glad you at least see that