Wall Market's main drag

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Of all the silly questions I've asked on this forum, this one may well be the silliest, but anyway

If Wall Market's main drag - the one that runs all the way from the South Gate to Corneo's mansion - had a name, what do you think it would be called?

 

[Arianna]

Walk of Shame (for women).

 

[Obsidian Fire]

The Hole, as in The Hole in a Wall (Market).

Kidding, that's the first thing that came to mind. XD

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

I always thought this was Wall Market's main drag?:

 

[ForceStealer]

See, that's why I keep you around. I was trying to come up with a joke regarding drag and couldn't think how to word it, well done.

 

[Shademp]

How the Compilation of FFVII shall finally end: Cloud Strife takes his rightful place on the throne, as the Drag Queen of Wall Market. Mukki and Dio shall be his closest soldiers. This ushers in a new, peaceful era of transvestite-fueled orgies. Tifa, frustrated at Cloud's lack of manliness, adopts masculinity for herself and becomes the King of Wall Market.

...Where did that even come from? O_o

I suppose the main street would be called something ridiculously simple, like... "Main Market" or "Wall Street". This is FFVII after all. Towns and areas tend to receive simple names.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

I like your thinking, Shademp. Life in Midgar becomes one long Carnival.

 

[Octo]

Market Street? Like in Morrisons supermarkets?

What about Canal Street? Like in Manchester. The sign was ripe for defacement: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Canal_Street_(Manchester)_Sign_Post.jpg

Or Corneo Boulevard? I can imagine the Don wouldn't pass up an oppourtunity for self aggrandizement.

 

[Unlucky]

How the Compilation of FFVII shall finally end: Cloud Strife takes his rightful place on the throne, as the Drag Queen of Wall Market. Mukki and Dio shall be his closest soldiers. This ushers in a new, peaceful era of transvestite-fueled orgies. Tifa, frustrated at Cloud's lack of manliness, adopts masculinity for herself and becomes the King of Wall Market.

But in the end they reconcile, and with their new found selves

Spoiler: got their happily ever after*

complete with the blessing of the Cetra, it appears
*so did Vincent. He finally moved on from Lucrecia, can't you tell

 

[Flintlock]

The Ropewalk.

English for Reeperbahn, which is the closest real-life equivalent I can think of. It also means a long, straight, narrow lane. And I'm sure it's appropriate in a metaphorical sense, but I haven't quite decided how yet.

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

The Ropewalk.

The Golden Shiny Wire of Rope.

 

[Arianna]

Boulevard of Broken Dreams.