Bill Hicks - Gays in the Military
You never see my attitude in the press, that's what bugs me. You never see my point of view. For instance: gays in the military. Now, I don't know how y'all feel about it, but gays want to be in the military. Here's how I feel about it, all right? Anyone dumb enough to want to be in the military should be allowed in. End of fuckin' story. That should be the only requirement. I don't care how many push-ups you can do, put on a helmet, go wait in that foxhole, we'll tell you when we need you to kill somebody. You know what I mean? I'm so sick... I've watched these fuckin' Congressional hearings, and all these military guys, and all the pundits, seriously, "oh, the esprit de corps will be affected..." Excuse me, but aren't y'all fuckin' hired killers? Shut up! You are thugs, and when we need you to go blow the fuck out of a nation of little brown people, we'll let you know. Until then...
Where the fuck did the military get all these more - "We're the military! Is that a village full of children and kids? Where's the napalm? I don't want any gay people around me when I'm killing kids. I just don't wanna see it!" Don't tell me this military protects our freedom. Hey, ladies and gentlemen, there ain't no one oout there who's a fuckin' threat to us, ok? They don't exist. Oh - I'm talking now only of countries we don't arm first. Alright, if you want to split hairs you've got a point. "Bill, what about the nations we sell arms to and then go blow the fuck out of?" Ok, they might be scary for about a day. We give them the old weapons, we use the new ones on them. Fuckin' Iraq found that out, huh? "You have the scud, we have the Patriot! The scud times two, you fucks!" Just keep sellin' 'em the shitty shit, y'no. Fighting them next year, they'll have muskets... "America won a war with this." Yeah, a hundred years ago! We've got new shit now! Fuck... "sssssss""What was that?" It's musket repellent! I could kill you by looking at you.