Who's the catcher?

[Joker]

So we're sitting there, playing through the game, and we get to Wall Market and its infamous infiltration of Don Corneo's manor. Towards the outset, though, you have to get into the Honey Bee Inn and get some makeup and some lingerie to wear (everyone knows the Don likes crotchless). And you end up in a room with a guy named Mukki, who's obviously having sex with Cloud (such a dreamboat...I know *I* would). So...

Who's on top - Mukki or Cloud?

 

[Dashell]

Mukki, there's no way Cloud would top.

 

[Celes Chere]

Mukki. Cloud can't even top in CloudxTifa OR CloudxAerith.

 

[Splintered]

Mukki.

Cloud probably cries during sex.

 

[Cat Rage Room]

Cloud is a power bottom.

 

[NoenGaruth]

Well, even tho it's clear that Cloud is everyone's bitch, you gotta give him credit since how many of you could kill Sephiroth and save the world after being raped by a hot tub full of muscle men?

 

[looneymoon]

Mukki.

Cloud probably cries during sex.

He probably cries whenever he ejaculates, period. He never struck me as being a particularly "patient" fellow...

 

[Alex]

I think its time to re-evalute this thread now that it's reached the stage of 'Cloud's ejaculate'. I think there's some levels of the FFVII debate and discussion that just should never be touched under any circumstance.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Mukki, Cloud was totally the bottom bitch in the military. Quite shocking Zack decided to be friends with him at all.

 

[Joker]

See, you have to think, though, as though they were a REAL couple. Cloud was a fairly take-charge type as the game progressed...they made him the leader of their little group, after all.And then there's other incidents throughout the game where he shows his desire to be dominant over others.

And you say "after being raped by a hot tub full of men"; after regaining consciousness, who's to say that he wouldn't be raping any of them? (beyond the fact that no gay man can resist Cloud's bishoujo charm)

 

[Mormz]

Maybe it was a rock, paper, scissors thing. Or maybe they took turns. After all, sacrifice and compromise is the key to a relationship.

As for dominance, perhaps this stims FROM being raped? Think about it, Cloud is gang banged in the hot springs, he wants revenge. Obviously he needs to prove he's still a man.

 

[Vendel]

Obviously he needs to prove he's still a man.

Poor poor Yuffie.

One little kiss and you became the gondola.

 

[null.]

LOL y'all.

Anyway, is this supposed to be theoretical? He's shown being topped (and unconscious, so it's not like he gets to pick.)

 

[Joker]

No. It's a very serious issue that needs to be discussed.

What if he HADN'T been unconscious and being raped, hm?

 

[Tennyo]

I actually think that Cloud would top Mukki. Mukki seemed very loving and polite. I don't think he'd be the type to take control. He has all those muscles to compensate for his uke side.

Basically I see him as the M in S&M.

 

[Dashell]

ically I see him as the M in S&M.

Strife & Mukki

 

[Tennyo]

Not exactly what I was going for but okay.

 

[S and G]

And I always thought the common interpretation of this scene was that there was some 'docking' going on. That way no-one is the bitch.

Funny how it didn't come up in conversation when they met Tifa in the basement...

 

[sheens]

Nobody had sex. NOT EVEN CLOUD AND TIFA. Sorry Cloti.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Nobody had sex. NOT EVEN CLOUD AND TIFA. Sorry Cloti.

IDK it seemed like Cloud got his bum poked at the Honeybee in.

 

[sheens]

He had a massageee.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Is that what kids are calling that these days?

 

[S and G]

Nobody had sex. NOT EVEN CLOUD AND TIFA. Sorry Cloti.

True, but in the original script there was supposed to be a scene where Cloud and Tifa had sex. At the end of disc two when Tifa falls asleep on Cloud's shoulder on the mountain next to the parked Highwind, she wakes at dawn in the same position. However, in the original script, when they fell asleep, the scene was supposed to reopen on the deck of the Highwind where Cloud would emerge from the chocobo stables and look around before walking off. Tifa would then emerge moments later, and brush herself down. It was supposed to be a hint at them sex but it was later removed.

We came close.

 

[Joker]

He had a massageee.

HAPPY ENDING

 

[Alex]

True, but in the original script there was supposed to be a scene where Cloud and Tifa had sex. At the end of disc two when Tifa falls asleep on Cloud's shoulder on the mountain next to the parked Highwind, she wakes at dawn in the same position. However, in the original script, when they fell asleep, the scene was supposed to reopen on the deck of the Highwind where Cloud would emerge from the chocobo stables and look around before walking off. Tifa would then emerge moments later, and brush herself down. It was supposed to be a hint at them sex but it was later removed.

We came close.

Cloud's such a fucking pussy.