Who's the sexiest in Dissidia?

[Isabella]

OK, the Seph hair spike made me LOL. That's when you know you're using too much product.

 

[Schala-Kitty]

For the best butt in Dissidia, you have to go with the dark side of the moon.

Why, hello there DarkKnight!Cecil. I see you have been toning your glutes. 8D

And this is just a nice shot where you can see the blue planet and the lunar palace and the big whale really well.

And this just looks dirty. ;D

 

[Strangelove]

Cecil's armour is oddly skin-tight.

I don't think anyone mentioned Tidus, but Tidus:

More Sephiroth:

More hair-stabbing

I edited this for Square's sake. But the handle of the Masamune was actually going through his hand

This post just wasn't camp enough.

 

[Schala-Kitty]

Tidus is just adorable in Dissidia. I think that having the Japanese VA helps.... That and his "friendship" with Firion. Which is made of approximately ten types of cute.

 

[Makoeyes987]

LMAO those are some awesome pictures.

Kuja looks...strangely pleasured in that last one. I mean...he must enjoy fighting a bit too much.

Squall again looks like he's here to model instead of fight, and...

ExDeath is as sexy as a tree

 

[Strangelove]

This lack of Kuja offends him. He demands more Kuja.

Don't make him wink at you again.

 

[Makoeyes987]

ROTLFMAO, why the hell is he winking in battle?

 

[Masamune]

[quote author=Makoeyes987 link=topic=305.msg8612#msg8612 date=1232054133]
ROTLFMAO, why the hell is he winking in battle?
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Because he can.

 

[Strangelove]

Probably the same reason twirls around and waves his hands like he's conducting music as he fights.

 

[Heartway]

Oh, Kuja you transexual delight you...>w< Is that (wo)man wearing hot pink eyeshadow?? Lucky basatd can pull it off...Dx


Looks like Tidus let his roots go in. I find it unfair that they can pull off lady stuff better than us ladies can. Especially Kuja and his matching nail polish.

Awesome photos! x3

 

[Schala-Kitty]

Alright, here, more Kuja.... though I'm not as good of a shutter bug as Hitoshura.

Making flexi sexy...

And some Trance tummy for good measure.

Wow... so fruity they generate their own rainbows.

And since we like up-skirt shots...

Though... you can see that he doesn't shave off his tail hair down there...

 

[Countess Ariadne]

Those are some great screenshots. Thanks.

I'm glad to see Sephiroth's hair is still going through his body à la Ehrgeiz.

 

[Makoeyes987]

This thread needs more Mateus damnit.

And this post is a shameless plug for my club. I KNOW there are at least TWO people who've posted here that would appreciate it. C'mon

 

[Super Mario]

Badass Jecht is Badass. needs more Jecht vs. Chaos for manly measure.

 

[Shademp]

Why does Kuja have to be so sexy? This is starting to creep me out.

 

[spirit_chaser]

Sephiroth is anti-sex. Even more so than Kefka, Kuja or Paladin Cecil. Really, :

Tidus looks cute. But not sexy.

 

[Strangelove]

Not today, Kuja. Not today.

That's enough

 

[Makoeyes987]

I..never noticed the little cobra living in his hair.

Wow. He sure loves snakes. I must say he's pretty awesome looking.

What's his alternate color scheme from though? He looks all, grey and undead like a zombie or ghost.

 

[looneymoon]

I have appreciation for Jareth Mateus!

and, a closeup of CoD's evil yellow sperm monsters

 

[Strangelove]

Ohwowz, are they making a live action FFII movie?

I-- hang on a minute...

I wish other characters had better alternate costumes (like Cloud or Tina or Squall). Some of the colour-swapped versions are alright (Ultimecia's look nice). But others are just dull.

Yellow shoes and slightly brighter colours. Nice going, Tidus. Way to be different.

 

[Schala-Kitty]

Mateus' alternate form is based on the Imperial Shadow enemies in FFII. Nasty monsters in a box.

And while we're being all Pro-Matty....

Yes, suffer foolish Warrior of Light! Suffer....
(BTW, this EX-Burst becomes 95% more creepy when you realize that in the last shot, the opponent is being tortured over Mateus' signature "angry crotch monster codpiece&quot

ARGH! It is the anti-sexy! Quick, we need something to counterbalance it.

Ah, there we go. Look, I learned how to zoom properly! Let's have some more shots of faces.

Hello there Firion. You're looking very hotly determined today. Though, I am still upset your eyes don't have that heterochromatic effect they do in some of the artwork (where one is violet and the other gray hazel)

Mecia! Darling, you look fabulous! ...even though your eyebrows are clearly tattooed on.

Oooooh, wings AND sparkles, a fangirl's dream!

And this is just an entertaining trick of the mesh. 8B

 

[Strangelove]

No one better have said Onion Knight. That's sick.

You've got pretty lashes there, Cloud.

I tried to see under his sleeve to see if they even rendered the ribbon, but there doesn't seem to be anything under it. Not even an arm

 

[Isabella]

I'm laughing at how this thread has taken off. You're all pervs, pervs I say!

 

[Makoeyes987]

Oh that's right...Onion Knight would be rather shota huh?

What about Shantotto? Technically she's old as hell, but would she still be loli?

Ethical questions aside, those Cloud ones are awesome. That Sephiroth with the purple aura and feathers would definitely make any Sephy fangirl melt.

...And Cloud has no arm under that sleeve. That's..kinda creepy.

@Isablella

Yes, yes we are. No use lying about it

When I got SSBB I took dirty pics of Samus and Peach in battle for massive lulz. Snake and Samus was good stuff too.

Expect girl love pics between Ultimecia and Cloud of Darkness when it comes out in the US

 

[spirit_chaser]

Wow, Cloud's hair looks dangerous!