Who's the sexiest in Dissidia?

[Makoeyes987]

Yes, you heard me. I want to know who you think is the sexiest.

Considering Dissidia is a borderline sausage fest, I predict a more feminine perspective but I want men to answer too.

Personally, I'll admit my shameless perversion and say Cloud of Darkness in her ex-mode is just damn sexy. Green skin is hot. Everything about her just...is the sex.

Shame she's just an abominable manifestation of evil, and destruction....*sigh*

Second favorite would be ExDeath. Because I find trees to be fucking hotness. Srsly.

Discuss.

 

[Max Payne]

............

 

[Dark and Divine]

I kinda like the sophisticated slutiness of Ultimecia a bit more!

On the sausage department, Sephiroth, for his otherwordly looks, Kuja, for his adrogynous beauty and Golbez, mainly for his deep, manly, voice.

 

[Masamune]

Makoeyes reached a new low.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Kuja: The Ultimate Trap of Final Fantasy.

Goddamn slutty genome transexuals in my Japanese RPGs...

@Masamune

Says the one who drools over Tifa!

 

[Masamune]

[quote author=Makoeyes987 link=topic=305.msg7571#msg7571 date=1231792237]@Masamune

Says the one who drools over Tifa!
[/quote]

That's entirely different.

 

[Makoeyes987]

ROFFLE

Well, I like my tentacle bitches of darkness, kthnxbai.

 

[looneymoon]

Dissidia has given me a newfound attraction to Firion. Never having finished FF2 may account for never having this sort of appreciation for him though

Also, Dark Knight Cecil (Paladin Cecil is a little too 80's metal band for me) and... Jecht. Emperor Mateus too, in a David Bowie/Lord Jareth the Goblin King sort of way.

/shallow

 

[Schala-Kitty]

...okay, the scene right before Squall and Ultimecia's fight - with all of the bad-ass time manipulation and teleporting... Ultimecia's last line (even if it is her saying that she'll give Squall a quick death) is still really sexy. So as far as I am concerned when it comes to the evil ladies Ultimecia > CoD.

And come on, Sephiroth is fan service incarnate! Though, if it were up to me, Golbez would be out of his armor. And while his sense of fashion heads far into the over-the-top realm... Mateus is still the original pretty boy villain for FF.

On the side of good... May I just order a II-IV-VII-X sandwich? With some VIII on the side.

 

[Max Payne]

here comes the fangirls.

 

[Makoeyes987]

What are you talking about good sir?

They're already here

They've always been here...

 

[Isabella]

LOL, why not.
Cecil, Sephiroth, Terra, Ultimacia, and Cloud, to my own surprise. He's become so androgynous with the comp that it's nice to see him looking a little manly again. Squall is the kind of guy who looks designed specifically to be sexy, which makes me find him not so. Then again, the same can be said for Seph, but whatever. Seph cares little for what I think, which is what makes him sexy.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Squall looks like a fucking Calvin Klein model in his Dissidia artwork.

Arrogant bastard

 

[spirit_chaser]

Warrior of Light
DK-Cecil
Emperor Mateus

 

[Makoeyes987]

Whats up with people preferring Dark Knight Cecil over Paladin Cecil?

You can't even see Cecil's face! I thought you'd actually want to see him instead of just him in a helmet. XDD

 

[looneymoon]

because sexy black armour is sexy

Cloud was more attractive when I still thought of him as Scandinavian. Now, not so much. Squall caters to the prettyboy crowd, but I liked him more when he didn't look so much his age ala FF8. He's looking a little younger in Dissidia, I think.

 

[Makoeyes987]

Cloud actually looks older to me in Dissidia. And he is the oldest warrior on the side of good.

Well then again, we don't know how old Warrior of Light is...but yeah.

He doesn't look very feminine in this game to me. *shrugs*

And poor Warrior of Light. Gettin' no love from the ladies....

 

[Dark and Divine]

[quote author=Makoeyes987 link=topic=305.msg7630#msg7630 date=1231802229]
And poor Warrior of Light. Gettin' no love from the ladies....
[/quote]

Maybe they are afraid of hurting themselves in WOL's helmet!


Oh, and one thing that i also apreciate in people is their sense of humour.

Kefka has an incredible sense of humour, therefore, even though he looks like a goblin, Kefka is sexy in his own way!

As Jessica Rabbit once said: "He makes me laugh!"

 

[Makoeyes987]

Kefka doesn't have a sense of humor, he's just batshit insane.

His madness and attitude comes off like a sense of humor but I'm sure if you teased him back he'd plunge a knife in your neck.

And that my friends, isn't just comedy...That's homicide.

 

[Dark and Divine]

Whatever!

I don't mind dying with a laugh!

 

[Makoeyes987]

LOL, now if only Gesthal felt the same way...

 

[Strangelove]

You know you'd hit it.

 

[Dark and Divine]

[quote author=hitoshura link=topic=305.msg7639#msg7639 date=1231804212]

You know you'd hit it.
[/quote]

Scary and fascinating at the same time!

 

[Schala-Kitty]

[quote author=Makoeyes987 link=topic=305.msg7630#msg7630 date=1231802229]
Squall actually looks older to me in Dissidia. And he is the oldest warrior on the side of good.[/quote]

Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Mako? Squall's only 17 in Dissidia! The eldest character on the side of good is Shantotto.

Also... Cecil's ass looks damn hot in his Dark Knight armor.

 

[Makoeyes987]

What the fuck?

I meant Cloud. That's what I get for posting while reading Squall's battle comments.

*edits post* You saw nothing.