Wii Fit

[Mage]

I did yoga. I has owies.
It's actually really good, I was surprised because it seemed to have a limited shelf life, but there's plenty to keep you interested, Also, the board is a lot sturdier than you'd give it credit for. Me and Chet are trying out the recommended fitness programs, more out of curiosity than anything.
If the bastard keeps taking pictures whilst I'm doing yoga, I'll stick his camera phone up his arris.

The only downside we've discovered so far is that doing press-ups on the board is almost impossible. Kneeling press-ups are doable though.

 

[Channy]

My mum got that for Christmas for me so I could give it a go when I finished knee surgery. I still haven't been able to because knee isn't fully healed and the other has issues as well and I understand you need PERFECT balance for it?

It sounds depressing though, my brother in law tried it in front of the family, and he's not huge but he's not skinny, he's average.. and yet his Wii fit age was like, 42 and he's 27 And his Mii was this little tubby old man.

Self esteem under 9000.

 

[Mage]

Yeah, Chet's Wii Mii is a chubby little fucker too. His Wii age was something like 27 though, whereas mine is now 37 (lost three years in three days! W00t.). We're both 26, so that sucks big blue whale wang. There's programs on there to help you improve your balance, which is just as well because I'm a clumsy twat with poor depth perception.

I've got better tits than the personal trainer though. :smugcunt:

 

[Alex]

My Wii Fit age is like 27, which is kind of awesome. The only place I fell down in is my coordination, which is actually better drunk than it is sober.

 

[Mage]

I don't like you any more.

 

[Alex]

but plz?

 

[Channy]

I need to play my Wii fit but I can't cause like.. crutches an shit. That would help for balance by cheating though.

 

[Max Payne]

I tried it once, my attention span died in 3 minutes and I went back to ddr.

 

[annacamille]

I love wii fit! My favorite game is soccer heading!

 

[Interslicery]

if I wanna play a game, I'll play a game, not a exercise sim.

if I wanna exercise, I'll go to a gym or run around the block or some shit, not play a exercise sim

 

[Mage]

It's why kids are fat, Inter. They don't want to wobble round a track, they want videogames. I think it's a good way of getting blubbery arsed brats to avoid heart disease.
Also, Chet's dad is a personal trainer. After having been put through my paces by him on many an occasion, I'd rather do Wii Fit, naked, covered in salt in a field full of goats.

 

[Interslicery]

I'll give you a grand if you can get fit playing wii fit

 

[Channy]

I'll take that bet.

 

[Mage]

I'll give you a grand if you can get fit playing wii fit

Moot point for me m'dear, I'm already retardedly fit.
Chet on the other hand, is conducting an experiment to see if he can lose weight from playing Wii Fit. I'll let you know how he gets on.

....this grand, is it Canadian or real money?

 

[Interslicery]

it's canadian tire money

 

[Channy]

Canadian Tire money is worthless yo.

 

[Interslicery]

fuck that, I got 2 bucks worth of money in a stack of bills 2 inches thick

 

[Channy]

Ohohohohoho, okay. If you feel pride in throwing about bills that really represent small amounts of cents, then go ahead.

 

[Mage]

Well, day five of Wii Fit (I think), and I haven't been on it. Although I thought about doing yoga. Does that count?

 

[Channy]

Yoga's supposed to be one of the better things for you once you're already slightly flexible and fit.

 

[Purple]

Uhm, I've read somewhere in kotaku that Nintendo said that Wii Fit doesn't really make you...fit.

 

[Interslicery]

it doesnt. it helps you have better balance.

 

[Alex]

False advertising ryt thur

 

[Purple]

And a lot of people ate it up

 

[Alex]

Well alot of people are stupid, lets not kid ourselves here.