Worst Movie You've Ever Seen

[Shademp]

The Disney animated movie sequels. One in particular that comes to mind is The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2. Even as a kid I felt dirty watching this movie. The low animation quality stands in deep shame compared to the animated splendor that was the first movie. There is no depth to this unnecessary sequel, as all it amounts to is "Look, Quasimodo actually got a girlfriend despite how ugly he is!". The songs were terrible too. Ugh. I'd rather not even remember that this movie exists.

 

[Abortedj]

Worst for me are the films that I had high expectations for: A.I. was awful but it could have been good if Kubrick hadn't gone and died.

This exactly. Spielberg was poor choice of replacement.

Worst comedy sequel "Caddyshack 2". Tries so hard to emulate the original while not understanding what worked in it, or why it worked.

 

[Octo]

^I thought

Spoiler

everyone was meant to die horribly at the end of Hunchback?

I just remembered another hated film. Moulin Fucking Rouge. Oh my god what an utter cringefest. Don't get me wrong, I'm not anti-musical. But that thing was like the trendy vicar/headmaster shoehorning in pop songs to the school play.

No.
Please.
Don't

 

[Kionae]

Oh, god... speaking of musicals.

Has anyone seen Strange Magic? The George Lucas POS that in interviews he kept claiming was going to be Star Wars for girls (and as if that weren't condescending enough... the movie was terrible).

This is a movie where, literally, more than 40 minutes of the 99 minute runtime was made up of contemporary pop songs.

 

[X-SOLDIER]

Oh, god... speaking of musicals.

Has anyone seen Strange Magic? The George Lucas POS that in interviews he kept claiming was going to be Star Wars for girls (and as if that weren't condescending enough... the movie was terrible).

This is a movie where, literally, more than 40 minutes of the 99 minute runtime was made up of contemporary pop songs.

Ugh. This is really the epitome of "dear god, someone reign in George Lucas." The visual design and whatnot of characters was actually REALLY neat – but it's a ridiculously uneven experience. Maybe if you made it a proper movie instead of... whatever the hell that it was... it might've been alright.




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[Octo]

I've never seen Strange Magic, but I feel weirdly compelled to track it down now

Oh - Ewoks: Caravan of Courage remember that? And the other Ewok movie I can't remember it's name but I found it upsetting.

 

[Cthulhu]

Oh wow, I / we used to lurve the Ewoks movies, . Starcruiser, crash! and shit.

Mind you, we were like eight at the time and Star Wars was moar for adults and shit.

 

[Octo]

Star Wars was moar for adults and shit.

Lies. Star Wars has never been for adults

 

[Starling]

Has anyone actually seen The Last Airbender? I could tell just from the promotional material and how live action adaptations of things that should be animated don't work well that it was going to be bad. Just from the clips I've seen I can't help but feel I would've left the theatre not even halfway through if I had.

 

[Tashasaurous]

Has anyone actually seen The Last Airbender? I could tell just from the promotional material and how live action adaptations of things that should be animated don't work well that it was going to be bad. Just from the clips I've seen I can't help but feel I would've left the theatre not even halfway through if I had.

I'm not an The Last Airbender fan, but I've seen bits of both versions, and I know fully well on what you're saying. Me, I would've just ignored the live action adaptions based on animated material all together.

 

[Ghost X]

I think I've safely managed to avoid particularly bad movies since childhood, and stuff I watched as a child that might actually be crap probably didn't register that way at the time. Cheesy 1980s horror flicks, I suspect might be prime candidates. Things back that far back are all a blur anyway . So with that said, nothing really sticks out in my mind except 2006's The Covenant, which I only watched because I was somewhat forced to . That and various films with propaganda motives, which I sometimes watch to amuse myself.