Random Game Reporter 1: "Y'know...we need to hand in something for an article on what Square Enix is making."
Random Game Reporter 2: "My boss'll kill me if we don't hand in something related to what the fans want. Fan hype sells magazines you know..."
Random Reporters 1+2: "Why don't we just ask Wada!"
*knocks on Wada's door.*
Wada: "THE F*** YOU WANT, I'M BUSY SMOKIN A ....I mean...I'm busy making new games! GO AWAY!"
Random Reporter 1: "C'mon Wada, we need to find out how much progress you've made on what the fans have been asking for...you know...THAT game."
Wada: "DAMMIT...THE F*** THEY KEEP ASKING ME THIS SH**...DON'T THEY KNOW WE NEED 'INSPIRATION' TO MAKE THIS STUFF!"
Random Reporter 2: "Don't be so mad, Yoichi...we're just trying to hand in an article for something the fans can read..."
Wada: "Now I know why Kojima's on twitter...I can't keep up with kids these days.......tch....alright alright...I'll say something. Tell em.....:
'We're busy working on new games!' Yeah, that's the ticket. They'll swallow that right? I mean...we made FF7 15 years ago...they really need to get over that crap...buncha fangirls mostly...they should just go find a hot guy to chase instead."
Random Reporter 1: "We know you're...hehe...busy and all...but we need a bit more than that..."
Wada: "Crap...you guys're wringing me out here...geez...fine...we'll mention some random crap at TGS...maybe...we'll see...that'll keep the fanbase going for another 5 years at least."
Random Reporter 2: "You're the boss, Wada...keep up the good work!"
Wada: "Damn straight!" *A woman's moan can be heard in the background.* HEY! WHAT THE HELL YOU DOIN'! I SAID DON'T GO WITHOUT ME!......motherf***....listen guys, I gotta go...the little woman's getting randy on me."
Random Reporter 1: "We'll see you at TGS, then Mr. Wada."
Wada: "Yeah whatever..." *slams door*