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Indeed, sir. Friend of mine went to Sweden for six months and got an amazing girlfriend who worked for DICE, the video game developers.

What a very Amish point of view.

Oh, there is. But srsly... Hawaii. Hot girls. Bikinis. Beaches. All year.

You really want girls, go to Sweden. Or Greece. Or my personal favourite, Hawaii... They just couldn't get enough of my accent over there...

Don't say that, he may have some sort of brain hemorrhage...

Congrats indeed. And Mumble, are you kidding me? England is not motivation... Unless you're trying to get out of here...

I'll backhand you if you fail, if you want. Motivation!

Next person will need brains. But chances are I'll find the next one at uni so chances are better than usual.

No pressure or anything, Mumble...

It was pretty good... Though she wasn't the sharpest pencil in the box. Impossible to have an intellectual conversation with her because if you said a word tht contained more than three syllables she'd have to run and get a dictionary... Then try reading it upside down. I exaggerate, but still...

38DD.

Welp, the deed is done with surprisingly minimal mess and I am FREE :monster:

... And I'm off to bed. 3:45am is late enough tonight, I've been up so long that the stubble on my head is threatening to take over.

Hey, a year or so into the relationship, I can cope with that shit. After three months it's just plain obnoxious and even a little creepy.

I tried to tell her early on that I don't do the whole mushy thing. She said something along the lines of, "That's okay I'll do enough for both of us!" I should have known then.

Omega: Around three months I think. X: She'd probably understand that more than the truth with me...

Most excellent. You can be my girlfriend :monster:

Agreed. It's like Billy Connelly said when he was talking about suicide bombers... "To hell with 72 virgins! Give me two fire-breathing whores any day of the week!" And cheers Pierce :)

That's some fairly trippy artwork... Reminds me of some of the stuff Jen used to draw when she was still around. I might look them up.

... Well yeah, she was a virgin before me. Awkward as hell.