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Should I be knowing these Gallows characters?

But she's just so fucking INNOCENT. I swear to god. Her username on various places was "Rainbow Showers" and didn't even get any kind of sexual innuendo from it, even after people pointed it out. She even wanted to change her name legally to Rainbow... So her full name would be Rainbow Alcock. I...

Well that's the hope. But probably won't feel that way for at least a week, she's got it bad for me :doh: Hell, she put a picture of us up playing darts on Facebook... And commented on it saying: ... That is NOT my type of thing.

Well I intend to dump her in the first 5/10 minutes. The rest of the time is in case I'm feeling generous and decide to comfort her. Honestly though, I've never broken up with somebody who's quite so fragile before. And she's a really nice girl and all, kind of sucks she's going to feel like...

Exactly. And cheers, Omega :monster:

Well she's in work until 12 and I have a friend coming round to my house at 2... So last thing I need is her crying in the corner while I'm trying to watch Spaced and drink beer. /harsh

Hard to do that in a pub at 1pm tomorrow... Though if she caught me fapping in a pub it would probably solve the problem anyway.

Yeah, pretty much. Going to be a case of bracing for impact.

My thoughts exactly. But it's going to be messy as hell... She's 24 and I'm her first ever boyfriend.

Nothing major or anything, things have just sort of gone stale. Been 3 months, enough time to know that I'm really not that into her anymore, so would be unfair to drag it out longer. Not to mention it putting a massive dent in my wallet (I am a generous god).

According to that site, ACF > FFOF. Fail.

Pfft, girlfriends; who needs them? (Breaking up with mine when I see her tomorrow :doh:)

Boogy! You owe me from, like, 4/5 years ago.

But I can't make pictars :(

... Until the spider comes back. With backup.

They have blue penises? Aaaand we're back on topic.

Lord no. I'm pretending politics doesn't exist until this unelected monkey gets the FUCK out of my government.