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...and after we were freed from our chains, do you know what we did? We fucked like bunnies

Man, can you imagine he equipped the wrong materia while he was having a go at himself? OOOFT!!!!! Carnage!!! He'd blow a hole in the side of the Shinra tower. A lot of guys may be into that. Not me personally. I prefer my women to be human, less than a century old, sane, non-viral and...

It would certainly reduce his stress factor. Seriously, can you imagine how less of a nutcase he may have been if only he'd gotten laid... I mean, the guy must surely have balls like watermelons

Silly Tennyo. Sometimes I wonder if you are a real person or a computer programmed without a sarcastic sensor. To be honest, you're pretty, so I'll let you off. For now

@Smaddy: I doubt it could have been avoided simply because the group were afraid Sephiroth would use one of the clones to solve the Temple puzzle and he would take the Materia thus solved it themselves, unaware that Cloud's psyche was fecked and was under Sephiroth's control. No way out...

Technically, it could be argued that had Tifa committed suicide during the first battle with the Turks, the group may have been a bit more safety conscious and the whole 'Aerith running away to the Forgotten Capital and sliced like a tomato' section may have been averted. And then everything...

You could then argue that Sephiroth was drawing his strength from Jenova My interpretation is that Elfe was able to parry Sephiroth's attack, even though it took effort on her part, which impressed Sephiroth as he was surprised that his usual one slice holocaust never occurred. She ran off an...

I don't mean they were difficult, just random and annoying. If you're looking for the 'Difficult monsters' thread, I'm afraid you've come through to the wrong place. Sorry about that. Have a nice day... :P

President Shinra? *********EDIT************* Scratch that, that' a spaztastic guess

You have just reminded me of the most annoying enemy of them all: THE HANGING ICICLE inside Gaea's Cliff. I died a little inside each time I was forced to assault that fucking thing until it cracked slightly and had a wee fit to itself

For those of us lucky enough to have seen South Park: Imaginationland, it has been made abundantly clear that out of all imaginary beings both good and evil, one is more power than any other... ...Butters. He wishes an M16 into Jesus' hands. That's what I call power.

Actually, I meant whoever was responsible for the original quote was due a beating, but I like your idea of me in a sexy blonde wig and tight uniform so we'll go with that. Also, something that really annoys me is people who said (after his speech in AC) Cait Sith has an Irish accent. Guys...

Right guys, games a bogey. I'm washing my hands of this one and going to bed.

Is this from FF7?

Somebody is about to get a fucking slap...

Using Mako's logic of trial and error... I'm gonna guess... Dyne's missing hand

Not a reference to Basch and Galbranth? (Man I played FF12 for like a day) Also, completely off subject, I spoke to a guy on the phone earlier whose surname is Retallicer. I thought that was brilliant. A total FF boss name if ever I saw one

Deepground?

Ah...that must be where I found that link. I only read that thread like last week or something. Phew *wipes forehead and makes whistling sound* Don't need to rethink my whole views on the Cetra then. Thank God for that. The world (of FF7) makes sense again *****EDIT***** I can't help but...

I found a link (we'll need to ask Shademp or Glitterberri about this because I'm sure I found it through them) which i'm positive was from FF Citadel for someone called Cathy who had retranslated certain important scenes. I can't seem to find it again but I've attached the document i saved from...