This is too hard.
<3Is this gonna turn into multiple choices? I wanna know before I vote, because I'd like to meet several of you guys, actually.
If not, I'm voting for Joe anyway.
A day with me entails watching me walk to the fridge 57 times to see if it's magically re-stocked itself with food, witnessing me picking lint out of my belly button while I point out all the reasons why life has no meaning.