28. Best Ass (CONTESTANTS UPDATED)

[Sprites]

How do I have four? I've never posted a pic of my fat arse

 

[Airling]

We ran one of those super crime investigation show computer programs on the face and nail photos you have posted. It extrapolated that you have a fine ass...

 

[Octo]

You mean like in Blade Runner? There was a reflection of her arse in her shiny nails?

 

[Carlie]

I wasn't as alone as I was hoping yesterday but:

Spoiler: Ass pics

 

[Joe]

How do I have four? I've never posted a pic of my fat arse

I was incredibly drunk. Imagined arse is still arse.

 

[Kermitu Kleric Katie]

This is one category I'l probably never even get nominated for, as I don't even have an ass, my back just sort of ends.

 

[Airling]

Now I'm nominating you next year.

 

[Octo]

I've always thought men having buttocks was weird....they should have something else...I don't know what though.

 

[Kuroto]

I've always thought men having buttocks was weird....they should have something else...I don't know what though.

NOOOO! Men have the best asses.

That's why I voted for Flint. And also because I've seen it and it's glorious!

My opinion is that there were not enough men on this poll. I should have nominated all the men in this forum...

 

[Cthulhu]

I've always thought men having buttocks was weird....they should have something else...I don't know what though.

Tentacles?

 

[The Twilight Mexican]

We have those somewhere else already.

 

[Ghost X]

NOOOO! Men have the best asses.

I beg to differ.

 

[Kuroto]

I beg to differ.

How dare you have a different opinion! Outrageous...

I challenge you to defend your view on butts.

 

[Ghost X]

The evidence is all over the internet.

 

[Cat Rage Room]

Men have the chisled, Adonis thing going for them when it comes to what most would define a nice ass. Women win, however. A nice ass on a woman is like a work of art.

 

[Kuroto]

A nice ass can be a work of art even when it's a man's ass. The whole talk about asses and art reminded me of this:

Spoiler: NSFW?

That is an actual Finnish stamp. I've never seen woman's ass on a stamp, but this one made headlines.

Anyway, I disagree that a man has to be an adonis to have a nice ass. I think an average guy can have a good ass too and is more likely to have one than an avarege woman. Mainly because women store more fat on their bums and get cellulite easier, in fact nearly all women have it. Maybe I just prefer firm butts to wobbly ones.

 

[Octo]

^ thats an illustration by Tom of Finland isn't it?

I remember about 10 years ago they wanted to put pictures of Freddy Mercury on a stamp in the UK and daily mail types were whinging because they didn't think that they should 'glorify' a man whose 'lifestyle led to his death' which makes me want to kick them to death even now. EDIT: drunkeness mademe wander from the point. I was trying to say that some people were pretty uptight about even putting a gay man on a stamp nevermind gay erotica.

My arse is pretty weird. Like I'm pretty chubby/blobby but I have quite a flat arse imo. But I bought these knickers

Spoiler: NSFW but this isn't my arse

and I swear to god everyone should buy some of these because they make your arse look like a giftwrapped peach.


...I'm a bit drunk again.

 

[AvecAloes]

Ohhhh - link to buy, Octo? I have a couple of people who might appreciate seeing my arse looking like a gift-wrapped peach

 

[Joe]

But I bought these knickers

Spoiler: NSFW but this isn't my arse

and I swear to god everyone should buy some of these because they make your arse look like a giftwrapped peach.

Oh my. Come on ladies, looks like we're going

Spoiler: shopping

 

[Kuroto]

^ thats an illustration by Tom of Finland isn't it?

I remember about 10 years ago they wanted to put pictures of Freddy Mercury on a stamp in the UK and daily mail types were whinging because they didn't think that they should 'glorify' a man whose 'lifestyle led to his death' which makes me want to kick them to death even now. EDIT: drunkeness mademe wander from the point. I was trying to say that some people were pretty uptight about even putting a gay man on a stamp nevermind gay erotica.

My arse is pretty weird. Like I'm pretty chubby/blobby but I have quite a flat arse imo. But I bought these knickers

Spoiler: NSFW but this isn't my arse

and I swear to god everyone should buy some of these because they make your arse look like a giftwrapped peach.


...I'm a bit drunk again.

It is Tom of Finland. I salute you for knowing that. You have my eternal respect.

That Freddy Mercury thing is ridiculous. I'm pretty sure even then there were plenty of highly respected people on stamps that caused their own death with stupid behaviour. Like there sure are no famous alcoholics, right? For example Beethoven most likely drank himself to death, and I bet nobody thinks that him being on stamps is a problem.

 

[Octo]

Ohhhh - link to buy, Octo? I have a couple of people who might THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WILL appreciate seeing my arse looking like a gift-wrapped peach

fixed

EDIT found the US site: http://www.lovehoney.com/product.cfm?p=21856

They deliver to the US iirc.

But seriously Avec people will nosebleed to death if you wield these panties. It'll be like if Galadriel kept the One Ring. I hope you know what you're doing/

 

[AvecAloes]

If I get them, maybe I'll have to take pictures

 

[Ⓐaron]

We certainly hope you will

 

[Octo]

If I get them, maybe I'll have to take pictures

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

 

[Cthulhu]

If I get them, maybe I'll have to take pictures

What she meant was