A Preview to a New Race

[Channy]

Yes. ;_;

I think once Bex gets done with her Revision, she said she was going to do some hardkore Dessie drawings, in which case we could do a fullblown theme complete with avis an shit.

 

[Tennyo]

That would be epic. I wish I could draw.

 

[Channy]

Saem.

also

 

[Channy]

omfg satsu. That was hot. You've really set me up plenty a sexual innuendos.

NO MOAR COAT RAPE GUYS, HE'S FULL ON GROPING NOW.

 

[Tennyo]

OMG someone acknowledge Emma!

I really want to go write a quickie for Emma to have her hear the big loud "HELLO!" now!

 

[Channy]

That's up to Shadow and JensFifth.

We're off... over here... having a moment..

 

[Bex]

I would make Thetis notice Emma, Tennyo, but she's a) A bit shaken b) Has no common sense c) Nowhere near her.

Yeah, drawings will probably be started on like next weekend, after I've finished this week of hardcore exams.
Because let's face it, who cares about Philosophy rly.

But yes, going to read Satsu's post now. ;.;

Pro tip : I love Terra. HELLO

 

[Channy]

OH GOD ERTHYS IT'S SO GOOD, MOAR.




I had to get that out so it didn't sneak in my post somewhere.

 

[Sheva Alomar]

K, so Bex is letting me get some real sleep before I just keep passing out on this couch I'm sitting on. Post will definitely be up tomorrow (later today). I PROMISE. You can all come at me with pitchforks if I'm wrong.

 

[Hisako]

Glad you had fun with that Channy - I serve to please, mistress!

I would draw my own stuff but I'm just too busy these days ;___;

And yes, I loved Terra's barging in too! I was wondering how I was going to cut the tension off

EDIT: And yes, I suppose it's time the characters started getting together, finding each other and finding answers. That means non-lonerising everyone. XD

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

I am glad no one (except CHANNY THE PERPETUATOR OF SECKSUAL TENSION) is that mad at Terra for ruining their moment by yelling "HELLO". I love playing her almost as much as playing the dude who had PTSD and frequent hallucinations. Almost.

 

[Baldy]

OMG someone acknowledge Emma!

I really want to go write a quickie for Emma to have her hear the big loud "HELLO!" now!

That's up to Shadow and JensFifth.

Yeah yeah, don't worry, I'm on it - home now and I don't have to get back to school, so I effectively have a good two hours of time to do nothing else. And what do I do when I have nothing else to bother with?
Why, rescue underground military lab experiments from glass confines, of course!

EDIT: Posting! It's so short compared to my first two, but that's because I've got more than NPC-meat to deal with now. XD

 

[Channy]

amaga after Satsu made his post I just HAD to write mine last night. I was up till 3 am making sure to get the sexual tension and innuendos just right, otherwise I would have forgotten them. :3

So I'll probably tweak it a bit to make sure it's not shite and rushed, but I'll wait until Integra at least posts, to prevent speedposting.

 

[Bex]

fmylife.com

'Today I woke up and broke out of my prison after 8 years of experimentation. I killed people by taking their blood and using it to infuse with my own and use as weapons. When I was finally free, I went to a clinic and the Doctor told me I had AIDS. fml'- Idris.

Probably the funniest thing Channy has ever told me tbh.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

I lol'd. Integra better poast or I'll get mad.

 

[Channy]

She's gawn bby gawn.

Also, now I'm doing one for every Destrillian. I feel inspired by their fucked upness.

 

[Teva]

Oi sorry that I've been gone for so long. I've had doctor appointments, tests, quizzes, schoolwork, and just a whole lot of things to look forward to or complete. I was pretty busy. So I took a quick look through the thread, since I'm pressed into more work as it is (which might mean another extended absence sometime this week), and I'm pretty confused. I do understand that all of the Destrillians have already escaped their cells and are seeking each other out but after that I'm pretty much lost. So I'd really appreciate it if you guys could give me a brief follow-up on the events that have passed since I've been gone.

Thanks so much and again, I apologize for going MIA for so long without any notifications. That was wrong on my part.

- Queenie

 

[Channy]

Well everybodies split up into threes, with you being attached to the last three. When you wake up, just acknowledge Eydin, Idris and Emma and focus more on their posts for character interaction.

 

[Channy]

AND NOW FOR THE MOMENT NONE OF YOU HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR

fmylife.com

I felt inspired to do one for every Destrillian considering they’re all.. fucked. Bex also had to help me out with some of these

'Today I woke up and broke out of my prison after 8 years of experimentation. I killed people by taking their blood and using it to infuse with my own and use as weapons. When I was finally free, I went to a clinic and the Doctor told me I had AIDS. fml'- Idris.

'Today I was finally having sex with a really cute guy for the first time. But he kept complaining of a slight burning sensation. I thought it was just me because I have a temperature over 450F. Turned out I had gonorrhea and gave it to him. fml' - Fiona

'Today I was finally going to lay with a girl after years of solitude. I used my dark prowess to maintain an air of mystery and allure. When she asked to turn the lights on, I drew away the darkness and let her see me. She told me she had to get up early, and left straight away. fml' -Ronin

‘Today I was with a woman when she started to spaz and convulse violently. I thought she was just into it, but it turned out I accidentally thrusted too hard and ended up frying her vagina with my electricity, and ended up giving her cardiac arrest. Fml’ – Erthys

‘Today I went to the beach to meet up with a guy. He said I desperately needed a tan. So I spent the entire day on my beach towel tanning. When I left, I found a few new moles and had them checked out. Turns out I have skin cancer now. Fml.' - Sierra

‘Today I finally asked my subordinate Circe out on a date. She told me it wouldn’t be professional. I explained to her she wouldn’t get in trouble. She confessed she was into girls, and I asked if I could join in. She told me she was a different type of lesbian. Fml‘ - Vargas

‘Today I finally got myself a new pair of glasses. Years of being away from my little friends, and now I had made some new ones. The best. When I left the store, I tripped on the sidewalk and my little friends fell into the storm sewer. Fml’ – Terra

‘Today I tried to go swimming for the first time. I have an irrational fear of water despite being its master manipulator. My water wings burst and I nearly drowned. I was in the bathtub. Fml.” -Thetis

‘Today I met up with a new girl after crushing on her for years. I conquered a mountain in order to get her the most beautiful flower. I fell off the cliff, and survived it all. When I gave it to her, she said she was allergic to flowers. Fml’ – Eydin

‘Today I was using my plant powers for the betterment of the world. I had a grow-op in my basement that I was sure would go unnoticed. When I was making a sale, it turned out to be a bust. They took away all my marijuana and arrested me for possession. Fml.’ - Emma

‘Today I went ice skating. I was having a blast until I was surrounded by cops who had been told I was a hooker who solicited and sold drugs on the side. My favourite corner was the street that the skating rink was on which was where I was now. They arrested me and believed all the false allegations, just because of my black skin colour.’ – Eve

 

[Hisako]

That is the funny shits!

This wins the RP! XD My absolute favs are Emma's and Thetis'. =D

EDIT: Good post, Jenovas-Fifth. Starting to gather up a 3-man posse in 1 post already. Nice!

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Lol poor Eydin and Emma. THEY'RE JUST DOING THEIR JOB.

 

[Channy]

I have so much more fun this time around on the RP that I felt inspired to do that little project. :3 I'm so glad Dessie is picking up a lot better, faster and more unique this time around.

THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR MAKING DESTRILLIANS THE BEST IT COULD BE. <3

 

[Sheva Alomar]

My schedule was severly off today, but I am keeping with my promise. Expect post before midnight, EST. That's in 2 hours and 20 minutes.

 

[Tennyo]

lawl fmylife.com is epic win. I love that site.

And lol Emma is a stoner.

Channy do you have URL's to the individual posts? I want to read what people said and see how they voted. lol

 

[Channy]

Oh. lol No I didn't actually post those on fml. But now that you mention it, it may be worth doing.