Aerith and the Loveless Play...

[Cthulhu]

You will have a strange encounter today.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

You will have a strange encounter today.

Too late Cthulhu, I encountered Bayonetta, who proceeded to make Dante from the Devil May series cry by way of having sex with him in comic-panel form. So you're telling me about the past at this point.

 

[Celes Chere]

^Gross.

 

[Gym Leader Devil]

^Gross.

Freaking exactly. I like Celes even more now.