Battlefield 3

[Dana Scully]

I am so making this an emote wicba.

I vote for :smugcat:

 

[Max Payne]

*

 

[Cthulhu]

It's a shame it's not perfect destruction physics yet though - there's debris vanishing when it hits the ground etc, .

Next generation, have patience...

 

[Max Payne]

Excuse me while I go change my pants.

 

[Cthulhu]

unf unf unf unf. Looks good. I just hope it's as exciting in the real game as the trailer is... the footage from the alpha / beta / whatever test wasn't exactly compelling so far.

(which is probably why there's an NDA on it, officially, ).

 

[Max Payne]

Q7GVSx7yMaA&

my pc am cry

 

[Cthulhu]

That webshop better have it on my doorstep next week .

Singleplayer looks - story-wise - uninspired and generic though. But eh, fuck single player, let CoD take that one.

 

[Hisako]

CoD take that one.

You mean the Chronicles of Patriotism, Shooting Bullets, and Vaulting Jetskis Over Members of the Selachimorpha Superclass

also known as FUCK YEAH AMERICA WORLD WAR III LETS GO JUMP SOME FUCKING SHARKS


No thanks, having seen some of that singleplayer I think I'm going to be far more invested in this sort of Battlefield 3 reality.

 

[Dana Scully]

oh my god

the second the battlefield theme kicked in on the launch trailer

just

asodfoaijdfioajeofjaoifdja /dies

all bad feelings from ps3 beta are gone and nothing hurts

 

[Cthulhu]

You mean the Chronicles of Patriotism, Shooting Bullets, and Vaulting Jetskis Over Members of the Selachimorpha Superclass

also known as FUCK YEAH AMERICA WORLD WAR III LETS GO JUMP SOME FUCKING SHARKS


No thanks, having seen some of that singleplayer I think I'm going to be far more invested in this sort of Battlefield 3 reality.

BF3 reality as in FUCK YEAH AMERICA TAKE THAT TERR'ISTS WE PWN EVERYTHING LIKE WHAT OH YOU GOTS A NUKE WELL FUCK YOU WE JUMP OUT A PLANE AND FUCK YEAH 'MURCAAAA!

I dunno. Still seems pretty generic to me.

And the MP is anything but realistic if you push it, . Throw heaps of stuff (and a player) onto a UAV, spam a tunnel with RPG's, that kinda thing. Which is awesome, mind, fuck reality.

 

[Cthulhu]

Oh Activision :pinkhandmon:

(Also, would this actually work? As in, you register the game's serial with your online account and the next buyer can't activate it and play online or something?)

 

[Hisako]

BF3 reality as in FUCK YEAH AMERICA TAKE THAT TERR'ISTS WE PWN EVERYTHING LIKE WHAT OH YOU GOTS A NUKE WELL FUCK YOU WE JUMP OUT A PLANE AND FUCK YEAH 'MURCAAAA!

I dunno. Still seems pretty generic to me.

And the MP is anything but realistic if you push it, . Throw heaps of stuff (and a player) onto a UAV, spam a tunnel with RPG's, that kinda thing. Which is awesome, mind, fuck reality.

I never said it was real, per se
It's less subdued than the Hollywood shooter MW3 is.

 

[Cthulhu]

Fine

Still looking forward to it.

 

[Geostigma]

Modern Warfare 3 URL Redirects to Battlefield 3 Site



Looks like it no longer redirects, but the site is now clearly shitting on MW3 in support of Battlefield.

Check it out: www.modernwarfare3.com

Hilarity.

It makes me sad that Activision was able to win that battle.

 

[Cthulhu]

@thread, I'm totally pwning lately, after tuning down my settings a bit and getting a proper framerate. Highest I got today was 4th place (64p conquest) and gained like three levels.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Sniping like a madman right now <3

 

[Cthulhu]

Sniping is / was the one thing I never got into. Right now I switch between support, assault/medic and engineer depending on the map: Seine Crossing and whatsit, the one with the market and alleyway I pick Assault because so many people die there and I can get so much revive points, and engineer on vehicle maps like... forgot the names. Damavand Peak is nice for support, but then I guess support is my go-to class for everything else.

Should try sniping today, perhaps it'll go better now my framerate has improved and the game no longer feels like pressing a button and hoping to hit something. Still don't think I'll get too high of a score as sniper though.

 

[Max Payne]

Snipers are fucking immoral.

 

[Max Payne]

the one with the market and alleyway I pick Assault because so many people die there and I can get so much revive points, and engineer on vehicle maps like... forgot the names.

Grand Bazaar

 

[Cthulhu]

Yeah, that.

Speaking of snipers, last night I played on Teheran Highway. At one point we had all the checkpoints and I was reviving people near the gas station, the opponents were shooting at us with like half a dozen snipers from the roof of a building.

Switched to Support, whipped out my three foot cock mortar, and made it rain on them. Many kills, equipment destroys, and more importantly, terror ensued. The spree was ended far too early though, when another support guy on their side mortarred me. Mutual kill though, I hit him with mine at the same time . I knew he was aiming at me though, should've fired the mortar and ran like hell. o well.

 

[Joker]

I mostly play engineer - a mean feat since we only ever pkay team deathmatch, where there are no vehicles I've nearly maxes out my gun of choice, and only swap classes when I need to remove a sniper (by sniping lol), or want to do a bit of healing or w/e. I leave support to Dacon because that's what he's working on atm.

Also - sniping is a lot easier once you unlock the laser sight for your gun. Fuck you, bullet drop.

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

I only ever play as sniper/engineer.I like sniping the fuck out of people on the larger maps, especially when they have no clue where you are firing

 

[Cthulhu]

I tried some sniping on Damavand Peak just now, got some points, buuut I still prefer to be up close and personal, . Or at least spam the shit out of people with an LMG.

 

[Max Payne]

I only ever play as sniper/engineer.I like sniping the fuck out of people on the larger maps, especially when they have no clue where you are firing

What you're saying is, you're a little bitch.

 

[Cthulhu]

Dacon speaks truth.

It'll be me coming up behind you to stab you in the throat and steal your dogtags, bitch.