Bayonetta

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X
Valkyria Chronicles is calling :'(

Maybe it's just Sega...

(And I guess PSP and PS3 aren't "completely different consoles," but still :offended:)

Castlevania Lords of Shadow coming out for PS3/360, and then the middle chapter Mirror of Fate being exclusively for the 3DS, and then Lords of Shadow 2 being PS3/360 still drives me nuts, so despite never getting into this game, I can understand the annoyance.


X :neo:
 

Hisako

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Drax

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Benoist; Captain Highwind
I think the reason the game is only Wii-U is because Nintendo was the only one that wanted to buy it.
 

Strangelove

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hitoshura
i finally understand all those sad songs on the radio

they were talking about not having a wii u to play bayonetta 2
 

Russell

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King of the Potato People
Bayonetta is dominatrix, she gets off on punishing people, that's why she is only appearing on the Wii U.
She's punishing us all and she's loving it! :@




The sexy bitch.
 

Tetsujin

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Tets
Kamiya getting annoyed at the port begging :monster:

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Abortedj

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Can only play Bayonetta immediately after sex. Other wise, I get too fucking horny.
 

Novus

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Have it, still yet to play it.
People on the DMC gamefaq board cream themselves over it.
 

Drax

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Benoist; Captain Highwind
Anime's out. Despite it probably revealing the whole plot of the first game to me, I still really want to play it.
 
Yeah, it's basically a retelling of the story except for some minor changes. The game however has alot of mysteries about whats actually going on and who people are, while the anime flat out tells you 95% of them in the first 20 min.
It didnt have the fun the game had. Maybe it's the lack of animation compared to the games cutscenes, and the lack of the awesome english voice actress, but Bayonetta seemed more slutty and less playful. She gets into a full on dance-off in the game, and I cant see the anime version of her bothering to play along.

Not sure why this was made honestly. Other than seeing Bayonetta herself as an anime character, and getting some mild awareness for Bayonetta 2. It's too crib notes in terms of story for people who've played the game, and it ruins the story for those who haven't.
I didn't find the fight scenes that interesting either. She does a move, shot of an angel loosing a limb/head and blowing up, or she just flat out kills them with one attack.
At least they used some of the music from the game.

 

Tetsujin

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Tets
So Bayo2 retail includes Bayo1 as well with Hideki Kamiya saying he was involved in the port, so it goes without saying it won't be somewhat shoddy like the PS3 version.

Also, Nintendo-themed bonus outfits. :wacky:



Looks like amazing value tbh. :monster:
 
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Strangelove

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hitoshura
so bayo 2 is out now in japan but apparently isn't selling too well? but has great reviews

and i still wish i had a wii u or knew cool people who had one and wouldn't mind me hogging their sofa to play it for several hours

and i am liking its version of moon river

 

Cthulhu

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Yop
Ok so I'm gonna avoid spoilers and not watch videos and shit, BUT, I'm sure everyone in here's delighted to hear that I've picked the game up (secondhand like a boss) for PS3 and am quite enjoying it :monster:. It took a bit to get into it, since it's actually quite hard / hardcore - possibly even harder / more advanced gameplay-wise than DMC 3 or 4, but it's been a while since I played that. I just did a few of the earlier levels again to farm some halos, and I'm doing much better the second time through. Still need to nom on green lollypops to get through the levels though :monster:. I played on easy for a bit, but that's /too/ easy, to the point where every fight took about 3 seconds, which was quite jarring.
 

Strangelove

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hitoshura
i finished the first game on the hardest setting, purely by relying on those invincibility lollipop which i would farm on the easy setting

because that is how i roll
 

Cthulhu

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Yop
Sounds valid, :monster:. I read part of a Perfect Platinum guide, which has zero tolerance for error and basic things like enemies staggering if you hit them enough (which is kinda what I rely on) not working, :monster:.

The pair of golden d00dz with the fire/lightning claws are fucking annoying/hard, :(
 

Strangelove

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hitoshura
man now i want to play the first game again but my ps3 is starting to die and i don't want to use disks in it :sadpanda:

i'd play the wii u one, but i don't have one of those things :sadpanda:

it's just such a fun game
 

Drax

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Benoist; Captain Highwind
Demo's out

Why do I discover these things 5 minutes before I go to bed?
 

Cthulhu

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Yop
I finally just finished it, erm, WTF did I just do, :monster:. I wasn't impressed when I first started it - odd 'story' / characters, shitty graphics etc - but the further you go the more excessive it gets, in multiple forms of the word :awesome:.

I should do another playthrough though, I got bronze for most levels and was often effectively playing from store-point to store-point to get moar health thingies. I'm probably missing something obvious (and it ain't dodging).
 
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