BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN! ENEMY SHIPPERS AHEAD!!

[Joe]

Dale might impale me on a pike if I write that Reg

 

[Super Mario]

WHO SAYS IT HAS TO BE SEXUAL? THINK LOST IN TRANSLATION KIND OF LOVE, YOU FOOOOOOO~ except with Backstroke speak and Cloud Cuckoolander speak!

 

[Joe]

Dale can threaten me though.

Then again he did slate Idrokka earlier. Hmmmm. >8~

 

[Super Mario]

Tbh, the moment I saw Stolz imagining stuff, Lei can't be far behind. He has the thought processes of an adult deep down but his tongue and attention span borders on a child or autistic person. I always view the Beach house as an opportunity to discover both elements like Lost in Translation~


KEKEKEKE

 

[Sheva Alomar]

Leolz greatly disturbs me on many levels.

 

[Super Mario]

BUT ITS NOT EVEN SEXUAL oTL

 

[Sheva Alomar]

So you say, Reg. So you say.

 

[NoenGaruth]

No Reg, Just No. (Btw Picture works again, it has a message for you)

Stolz would not like Lei, nor would Virtue, and Dark Stolz would probably kill him. End of Discussion. :/

 

[Joker]

pssst joe

write it anyway

 

[Super Mario]

Ohhh fffffido. I had not considered Dark Stolz. ; /



IN CANON YES. I agree it would never work out, but in something light hearted as beach house however. Need I remind you Lei is not an assassin there but a church boy (or Ayangji boy) in that continuity who is just praying. And has a pet rabbit.

 

[Alex]

Stolz looks like a child and Lei is a creepy man

._.

 

[NoenGaruth]

^Bingo, the crack pairings are crossing the line now.

 

[Super Mario]

fuck it. y'all win.


I still like dat pairing so screw it anyway.

 

[NoenGaruth]

Then you are beyond help, Chris hansen shall be with you shortly.

 

[Bex]

At least my OTP is legal!

in most countries, anyway >:

 

[Joe]

But it is wrong in the eyes of the lord.

 

[Bex]

I DEMAND EQUAL RIGHTS FOR BOTH HUMANS AND DESTRILLIANS ALIKE

lol jk dessies would just kill everywun

 

[Super Mario]

Then you are beyond help, Chris hansen shall be with you shortly.

BUT NOEN. ITS NOT EVEN SEXUAL. ( I HAVE KRAMTAO FOR THAT) </3 HAVEN'T YOU SEEN LOST IN TRANSLATION?? T____T Liek Lei is also short (5'6) and 17. How old IS Stolz? (I'm guessing 16 or 15 kekekeke)

 

[Super Mario]

But it is wrong in the eyes of the lord.

Your God perhaps. But for Goddess Aya, everything capable in life is permitted, no quarter given; no mercy.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

BUT NOEN. ITS NOT EVEN SEXUAL. ( I HAVE KRAMTAO FOR THAT) </3 HAVEN'T YOU SEEN LOST IN TRANSLATION?? T____T Liek Lei is also short (5'6) and 17. How old IS Stolz? (I'm guessing 16 or 15 kekekeke)

oh god i hated that movie it has been the only film i have started and been unable to finish :|

 

[Super Mario]

Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh =/ I like it.

 

[Alessa Gillespie]

Bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh =/ I like it.

but it's all HI WE ARE TWO PEOPLE IN JAPAN WHO HOLE UP IN AN APARTMENT AND HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AT ALL HAW HAW HAW

i got frustrated around the midway point with nothing happening.

 

[Super Mario]

But alas, its something I like :B there are things I do like other than action and BLOOD AND TITS YEEHAWWW

 

[Joker]

but it's all HI WE ARE TWO PEOPLE IN JAPAN WHO HOLE UP IN AN APARTMENT AND HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AT ALL HAW HAW HAW

I haven't seen the movie, but this alone made me lol. XD

 

[Mantichorus]

Just add "Fi" to the end of anything and you get a potentially canon pairing.

Filoretis (aka, three's company )


It even works for non-Dessie things.

Fibrittana
Fiyurielle
Ficloti

See how many you can find on your own!

...That's adding the Fi element to the beginning, not the end. FISSION MAILED

Fikuru (and poor Mikuru thought Haruhi was aggresive...)

But it is wrong in the eyes of the lord.

The Bible only speaks of two men lying together. Two girls are good to go.

(Although, I'm now thinking of Frankie Boyle - Lines You Wouldn't Find in the Bible: "If a man lies with another man, he should be stoned. It helps, that's all I'm saying.")