Chit Chat Thread 2.0

[Carlie]

Fantastic now he thinks I have a secret boyfriend....

 

[crack]

What?

Can I lick you? I'll give you Alise if you say yes.

 

[A]

BUT I BELONG TO YOU

 

[crack]

Do you need another piece of carrot?

 

[A]

... Wha?

 

[crack]

Orite, I forgot you were an oatmeal person.

 

[A]

YOU DON'T MAKE FUCKING SENSE.

 

[crack]

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE ENGLISH?

 

[A]

ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE HUMAN?

 

[crack]

AM I?

 

[A]

ARE YOU?

 

[crack]

How the fuck am I supposed to know?

 

[Carlie]

You two act like siblings

 

[A]

I thought you knew everything.

You two act like siblings

 

[Tetsujin]

Can I lick you? I'll give you Alise if you say yes.

What?

 

[crack]

I KNOW EVERYTHING, I JUST DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU.

 

[crack]

What?

CAN I LICK YOU? I'LL GIVE YOU ALISE AS A PRESENT IF YOU SAY YES.

Can you hear me now?

 

[Sheepy]

Excuse me while I try to comprehend what just happened in this thread.

 

[A]

Are you God?

Excuse me while I try to comprehend what just happened in this thread.

Just dumbass spam from Crack and I,

 

[crack]

DO YOU THINK I AM GOD?

 

[A]

ARE YOU MALE?

 

[crack]

Yes.

 

[A]

No you aren't.

 

[crack]

Yes I am.

 

[Carlie]

The God Of Spam, yes