Chit Chat Thread 2.0

[A]

Then why do you call yourself Audrey?

 

[crack]

Because my mom wanted me to grow up as a female. I actually have a very HUGE PEN-

 

[A]

-Cil?

 

[crack]

-IS that what you think it is?

 

[A]

Am I supposed to answer that?

 

[crack]

Of course, you're my slave bitch.

 

[A]

NO U

 

[crack]

Learn your manner hussy.

 

[A]

But I like my life on the wild side.

 

[crack]

So you'll send me those photos, yes?

 

[A]

No.

 

[crack]

Then sex?

 

[A]

Nope.

 

[crack]

.... Boob shot?

 

[A]

No, but if you want, you can get a picture of my pinky.

 

[crack]

I don't want a picture of your pinky though. =(

 

[Carlie]

This is getting hilarious

 

[A]

That's all your getting honey.

 

[crack]

I'LL KEEL U

 

[A]

ARREST HER POLICE

 

[crack]

NO SEND THE LOLI TO JUVENILE.

 

[A]

... For what? o_o

 

[crack]

For disobeying God.

 

[A]

You're not God.

 

[crack]

Yah I am. How else would I be posting this fast?