Bad luck but there must be at least single girl
I hate it when that happens
"Hi guy"
"Hi girl"
cue extensive good impression, good jokes, good times and then.
"So I know we are so alike in many ways and youv'e got a good humor but "
"But you're going to America right!? 8D"
"...No"
"But you've gotta do mommy's laundry right?!"
"...Will you just listen to me, Reg??"
"Oh! I see! You're gonna buy me a c-"
" IHAVEABOYFRIENDLOL"
Cue my long
" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK What a waste of my time and C Cup size" and my storming out of the bar.
You have failed me, slightly slimmed body.