Chit Chat Thread 2.0

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Bex

fresh to death
AKA
Bex
Mumble, when you find a woman who will touch you and your dildos without the aid of a 10 foot barge pole, I will lose faith in my gender.
 

Alex

alex is dead
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Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer
Also, women don't like being called bonebags.
 

Super Mario

IT'S A ME!
AKA
Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
All she ever did redeeming was let me feel her up while I was telling her about that incident in the middle east. It's just the fact she's taken is what made me unexcited. I don't like taken things! It's like cleaning your face with someone's towel with god knows what he's wiped it with!
 

Super Mario

IT'S A ME!
AKA
Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
Maybe I should get that vodka and pour it down the hotel pool. That would get my mind off things.
 

Super Mario

IT'S A ME!
AKA
Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
*without charging you an exorbitant fee first

There's this fancy site that charges cheap for a meet up and a good feel. If she has an AA cup, It'll be a field day for me to upen her up without the aid of silicone.
 

Super Mario

IT'S A ME!
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Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
I have agreed with my conciousness and my intuition that I should pour the beer cans too. Hopefully a girl comes and tells me to stop, AND SHE BETTER NOT BE WEARING A WEDDING RING OR I'LL THROW THE BOTTLE AT HER FACE.
 

Alex

alex is dead
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Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer
AND SHE BETTER NOT BE WEARING A WEDDING RING OR I'LL THROW THE BOTTLE AT HER FACE.
Thats the spirit.
 

Super Mario

IT'S A ME!
AKA
Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
I've talked it out with my cousin, and we decided that we'll just pour it in the morning.
 

Ⓐaron

Factiō Rēpūblicāna dēlenda est.
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The Man, V
Not if there was aids in it.

Chlorine isn't particularly tasty either.
 
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