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I enjoyed the Silent Hill film. The beginning was a near on perfect rendition of the original Silent Hill, while she was travelling through the alleyways, even the camera angles were exactly the same. It wasn't the best shit I've ever seen, but Pyramid Head ripping the chick's skin off was awesome. To bad they couldn't make his helmet right for the movie and had to settle with that pointy shit. Making him some 10 ft tall muscley skin dress meth addict wasn't nearly as cool as the normal butcher smocked surgery gloves and knee high boots version.
 
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Oh the hangover I'd get from consuming life, there's no alka tabs strong enough to cope with my aching soul... </random>
 
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Oh there's this story of two men who'd search for the drink called Life, and it didn't go well for them in the end.
 
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One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, "Pastor there are some things in life that aren't addressed in the Bible; how are we supposed to deal with them.The Pastor responded, "There are no such things, give me an example of what you are talking about".The woman responded, "PMS is not in the Bible". So the Pastor thought and told the woman to call back in the morning and he would have the answer.The woman called the next morning and asked if the Pastor had an answer about PMS in the Bible.The Pastor replied, "Yes, it's the part where Mary rides Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem!!!".
 
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I would probably have laughed my ass off. But I haven't read the Bible in ages. :monster:
 
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One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change alight bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT.They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYSbefore they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out theywouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact thatthey've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the pastSEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle,actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair thatthey dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change theSTUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! ANDUNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPERTHE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?!BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUTTHE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALLSUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THEHOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS...
I'm sorry...
what did you ask me?
 
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Emotional much? :monster:

... Do you have PMS? Or, are you by any chance, pregnant? Because I happen to know for a fact that pregnant people have PMS every. single. day.
 
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Oh, thank god. For a moment there I thought you had gotten PMS. That would mean I would have to deal with two. :monster:
 
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@ Emperor Joker: That joke sounds like my mother all the time, and me some of the time. :P

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I hate PMSing and having these cravings omg!
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Yeah, it's bad. Sometimes I swear I can't stop eating - and of course it's all the wrong foods!

It's the same with my periods. Cramping and that overall icky feeling. With me, I am knocked out so bad some months, I need to stay in bed. :( I try to take extra iron for it, but eh - it doesn't really help.

Plus the moodiness. I swear I can go from rageful to crying to laughing back to crying in one hour, sometimes less, sometimes more.

Not fun. *hugs* You have my empathy. Please just take care of yourself.
 
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I shall strain Hachi and perform a series of Magic tricks to calm the soul.
 
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Or you know, if you really want to get rid of those silly cravings, you can look up online with magic spells. Those always work a great job.
 
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This is a final fantasy forum! None of that Bible Black plotlines! God we have children here!
 
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I thought people over thirteen weren't allowed to join here? :monster:
And you know, us cursing and having a thread about sex? Totally epic for the little kiddies. :monster:
 
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the only win you can ever get is winning on a swimming competition. lol


THERE ARE NO GIRLS IN THE INTERNET AND THEREFORE, YOU FAIL.
 
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