Chit Chat Thread

[kunoichi]

Sorry he's busy as well....

 

[Shademp]

Awe, fuck it!
*attacks army of demons with light saber and Braveheart-esque face paint*
FREEEEDOOOOOOM!!!!

 

[kunoichi]

See it's not that hard to do it yourself! I could crush a man with my bare thighs!

 

[Shademp]

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See it's not that hard to do it yourself! I could crush a man with my bare thighs!
[/quote]
So what is your strategy? Jump from head to head and twist their necks? 'Tis tactic sounds too inefficient.

*throws staplers on demons*
Fear these office tools of destruction!

 

[Super Mario]

Ok guys stop that. Seriously.

 

[Shademp]

You're just gonna stand there as the demons steal all our left shoes and crash buses full of nuns and babies?

...Oh wait, silly me. Forgot you're the Emperor friggin' Joker

 

[kunoichi]

But I like to get my hands dirty! My tactics allow me to have maximum fun. It's all about the fun!! What's matter EJ? You scared? Don't worry, if you get in my way I won't cripple you...much

 

[Super Mario]

That's what I'm talking about gentlemen. None of that RP bs.






I'm THE GOD DAMNED EMPEROR JOKER BIOTCH. DEMONS WILL BECOME ZOMBIES.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R0ZZF4O0K4#noexternalembed

 

[Shademp]

sigh... So now we have zombies instead of demons.

*calls Jill Valentine*

...And don't tell me you are busy with her too kunoichi.

 

[Super Mario]

HE GOING TO KILL US - the zombies.

 

[kunoichi]

Zombies don't really put up that much of a fight though, do they. They just ask for it. And of course jill's with me/us

 

[Shademp]

Ah whatever, I'm going to Moe's. *leaves*

 

[Super Mario]

And then Shademp was a zombie.

 

[kunoichi]

Wow, he gives up quick... am I left alone here... I could do with beer.

 

[Alex]

What kind of beer?

 

[kunoichi]

Not really fussy when it comes to beer, I'll drink anything.

 

[Super Mario]

what about SMILE-X?

 

[kunoichi]

SMILE-X?

 

[Super Mario]

It's a beer I made, mixing budd weiser, heineken, Happy Horse, Red Horse, Red Bull and San Miguel. I've yet to add two more ingredients, but the effects of the 6 as told by my friends said to cause some laughing fits when drunk. Far more than the usual drunken laughter.


What say you? wanna try it?

 

[kunoichi]

Sounds great lol. Sure, I wouldn't mind trying a bit!

 

[Super Mario]

Get rid of the red bull though, that's just for people who wanna pass out and die of laughter. the rest can be mixxed, shaken if you can, because if you mix it with a spoon, it'll taste like juice.

 

[kunoichi]

Not a big fan of red bull anyways, so that's fine. So you drink much?

 

[Super Mario]

Yeah I guess. Where else did you think I got the idea for SMILE-X? lol. It's no joke! I conjured it by the beers laid out for me during a party.

 

[kunoichi]

I gotta admit that I'm not a very good drunk, I tend to get a bit embarrassing lol. Seems to only be three types of drinker: the ones that hold their drink, the ones that are embarrassing and those that get in a temper (I know a few of the last type and it's always best to clear the room when they start.) So I take it you can hold a drink?

 

[Super Mario]

No. If I take 12 glasses of Brandy : ( I am lost to the sea.