[quote author=butterflybookmark link=topic=29.msg15855#msg15855 date=1234143571]
How do you know that beer tastes like piss?
I've never known anyone who drank their own piss.
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I'd imagine that much like most things it's taste is very similar to its smell. Given the proximity and relationship between the nasal and oral senses. I wouldn't know personally, but surely once we raise our heads out of
Baby's First Book of Not-So-Witty Comebacks (Yes Tony I'm looking at you too, slag) and apply some common sense you realise that you get a good idea of what a food will taste like just by smell alone.
That said, Cider > Beer > Lager
Lager is fucking awful