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Somehow EJ I doubt your ability to create a paradise on Earth where there will be no fangirls to express their liking of yaoi. A better plan would be to genetically engineer all of them :monster:
 

Ⓐaron

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The Man, V
A world where fangirls, instead of poasting about yaoi pairings, poasted their n00dz. That would be paradise.
 

Super Mario

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Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
If we create a rehabilitation center in Emperor Jokeropolis, I'm sure all the arkham doctors will want in.
 

Super Mario

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Including a sauna for all our strippers and prozzies. Because let's face it, we hate a dirty prozzy and stripper. And a nude day every friday for the women. though men can participate. this may be an option.
 

Super Mario

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Now that... is difficult to pull...Because I doubt all the girls in Emperor Jokeropolis will be attractive super models.
 
I'm afraid we would destroy the gene pool by making everyone "beautiful". By doing so they will share the same genetical strengths and weaknesses. This is the supposed reason why not everyone is beautiful; the uglier carry a different set of genes that may come in handy at times.

So, no no.
 

Ⓐaron

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srsly? I'm kind of sceptical that facial characteristics and such are linked to other genetic traits more important for survival. Though it's possible, but it seems moar likely that we just don't have a good enough understanding of human biology to separate the two.
 
While I can't present any research, what I have been hearing is that in general people with symmetrical (i.e beautiful faces) are healthier than those with more asymmetrical features.
The first source that comes to mind is BBC's documentary series "The Human Face", episode 3 'Beauty'.
 

Super Mario

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Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
Really? I might hire brainiac to bring in 20 beauties to Emperor Jokeropolis for the time being.
 
Really? I might hire brainiac to bring in 20 beauties to Emperor Jokeropolis for the time being.

Unfortunately I don't want to go through the hassle of downloading the behavioural algorithms for attracting beautiful women. You already know that stuff, go ahead and bring them yourself :awesome: (for whatever reason)
 

Super Mario

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Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
I'm not hiring you to upgrade the male hormones for better attraction prowess, I'm asking you to convert every asymmetric women (whatever it is you call the fugly ones) into super models. Surely, a man of your godly skills with my knack for operating for the lulz will cure this world of such ?






I have Bison dollar btw.
 
No no no! We will only destroy the gene pool! We need variety in the population!

I still say, our main objective is to suppress the yaoi-fangirl-movement. The likes of Clack and Clephiroth must not go on! *readies the demonstration*
 

Super Mario

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Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
Do you predict that there will be freakish mutants if we tamper with the gene pool in that manner??



On the contrary, one BISON Dollar is equivalent to 5 British pounds. Since I kidnapped quennie and all because this money's creator blows.
 
I predict that if we make everyone beautiful, the gene pool will be less varied and in case of a pandemic even fewer will survive! I will not take that risk.
 

Super Mario

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Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
I predict that if we make everyone beautiful, the gene pool will be less varied and in case of a pandemic even fewer will survive! I will not take that risk.

That is utter crap. with my expertise in medicine, I will prevent that.
 

Cookie Monster

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Okay here's my attempt:

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Lots of tiny details. I cba to smooth them all out right now. But I'll give it a try if anyone really wants me to.

Fuckin' awesome. Good job, Ten. :monster:
 
Get Nonja and your problem's solved.

Where is she.

I'm afraid she might have actually died... I have no reason to believe this, but it just appears odd that she would be gone for so long.

EJ! Activate your stalking skills, travel to Great Britain and find her! Dead or alive...
 
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