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You came in a ray of light, does that mean you came from space? surely you would have burnt to a crisp if that was the case. Buffet all round for the world rejoiced \0/
 
Sadly, I got nothing good to say. Oh well guess I'll join in too. *eats myself* Mhm, that sure tasted good. *smiles without a face*
^Cheshire cat powers FTW.

So what's going on here?
 
Like the Australians always say, "WTF MATES?^^"

That's what they'll be saying when the world ends. WTF MATES?^^
 

Super Mario

IT'S A ME!
AKA
Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
How about e-groping? I'm sure you have a simulator there! It'd be like Gene Hunt and that cop Alex drake.
 
[quote author=kunoichi link=topic=29.msg22507#msg22507 date=1235497205]
D= I can't sees it I'm not at a computer! You'll have to act it out for meh! D=
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What?! Are you surfing the net through your cell phone or what?

CRAP! I can't act out comedy! *searches dusty pile of old jokes*

Ok, here is one...
A man says,
"What an ugly painting!"
and a kid next to him remarks
"It's a mirror!"
 
Hurray! No vegetables were thrown onto the stage!
Now to make the transition from "neutral" to "funny"...

Edit: Then again I am in need of free food. Please throw all the vegetables or fruit you can find :monster:
 

kunoichi

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[quote author=Emperor Joker link=topic=29.msg22515#msg22515 date=1235498176] *pencil* Excuse me? [/quote]
Wasn't aimed at you clown. But you could stick the pencil anywhere other than my eye.
 

Super Mario

IT'S A ME!
AKA
Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
WHAT YA MEAN TO SOON!?

:monster: I was talking to shademp, 32. I'd never hit those massive baps ever.
 
Here's something from Gabriel Iglesias.

A guy just bought donuts and is now driving. He drives too fast and is pulled over by a cop.
The officer say "D'you know why I pulled you over?" and the driver responds
"Because you can smell it!"

Look the guy up. He's quite funny.
 
Once again, it's too soon. Despite that it's been over a year, but it's too soon because he won the Oscar.
 
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