Chit Chat Thread

[Tetsujin]

I better be in it.

 

[Super Mario]

Villains chapter you are, though no speaking appearances yet.

 

[Shademp]

In a ray of light, Shademp returned.
And the world rejoiced.

 

[kunoichi]

Rejoiced at the fact that he tasted like chicken.

 

[Shademp]

Why would people eat me? Sure, I am a deliciously beautiful but there is no need to resort to cannibalism!

 

[kunoichi]

You came in a ray of light, does that mean you came from space? surely you would have burnt to a crisp if that was the case. Buffet all round for the world rejoiced \0/

 

[Shademp]

Sadly, I got nothing good to say. Oh well guess I'll join in too. *eats myself* Mhm, that sure tasted good. *smiles without a face*
^Cheshire cat powers FTW.

So what's going on here?

 

[kunoichi]

I was hoping you'd tell me, since I'm always in a state of wtf =\

 

[Shademp]

Like the Australians always say, "WTF MATES?^^"

That's what they'll be saying when the world ends. WTF MATES?^^

 

[kunoichi]

Throw another shrimp on the barbie mate... Hurrah for shrimp \0/ I needz moar moar moar lol's feelin kinda low

 

[Shademp]

YouTube to the rescue.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGas0D9_zgI#noexternalembed&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFO6ZhUW38w#noexternalembed&feature=channel_page

 

[kunoichi]

D= I can't sees it I'm not at a computer! You'll have to act it out for meh! D=

 

[Super Mario]

How about e-groping? I'm sure you have a simulator there! It'd be like Gene Hunt and that cop Alex drake.

 

[Shademp]

[quote author=kunoichi link=topic=29.msg22507#msg22507 date=1235497205]
D= I can't sees it I'm not at a computer! You'll have to act it out for meh! D=
[/quote]
What?! Are you surfing the net through your cell phone or what?

CRAP! I can't act out comedy! *searches dusty pile of old jokes*

Ok, here is one...
A man says,
"What an ugly painting!"
and a kid next to him remarks
"It's a mirror!"

 

[Super Mario]

LOLOLOL

 

[kunoichi]

D= I'm speechless......

 

[Shademp]

Hurray! No vegetables were thrown onto the stage!
Now to make the transition from "neutral" to "funny"...

Edit: Then again I am in need of free food. Please throw all the vegetables or fruit you can find

 

[Super Mario]

*pencil* Excuse me?

 

[Shademp]

Magic tricks aren't what the doctor ordered. Jokes are.

Here's a good link for you EJ. It has Heath and everything. http://www.justforlaughs.com/channel/thefinebrothers?videoid=9705

 

[kunoichi]

[quote author=Emperor Joker link=topic=29.msg22515#msg22515 date=1235498176] *pencil* Excuse me? [/quote]
Wasn't aimed at you clown. But you could stick the pencil anywhere other than my eye.

 

[Super Mario]

WHAT YA MEAN TO SOON!?

I was talking to shademp, 32. I'd never hit those massive baps ever.

 

[Shademp]

Here's something from Gabriel Iglesias.

A guy just bought donuts and is now driving. He drives too fast and is pulled over by a cop.
The officer say "D'you know why I pulled you over?" and the driver responds
"Because you can smell it!"

Look the guy up. He's quite funny.

 

[Super Mario]

Let's kill brokeback???

 

[Shademp]

Once again, it's too soon. Despite that it's been over a year, but it's too soon because he won the Oscar.

 

[Super Mario]

Yeah, I say we focus our palsma rifle on Christian Bale. For he isn't dead.