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I can not allow this damsel in distress to feel down! *randomly searches the net for a joke*

Once there was a blond who wanted to buy a television. She went to the store but alas the cashier denied her purchase because she was a blonde. She figured if she coloured her hair she would get to buy the television.

Accordingly she coloured her hair and went back to the store. The cashier said,
"You can't buy the teve because you are blond."
The blond said,
"How do you know I am blond?"
"Because what you are calling a teve is in fact a microwave oven." replied the cashier.


*prays to the gods that kunoichi is not blond*
 

kunoichi

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That was ok... I am blonde but didn't take offence at that one. Your very lucky. And you know what? Your character reminds me of.... Hang on...
 

Super Mario

IT'S A ME!
AKA
Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
now that's makin' 32 hard on top y0. is jes fo decerations yo jes fo decerations.
 
Hmm, I could use some decorations. Or anything to make the room seem different. Maybe I'll just lit the oil candle for some good aroma.
 
Sorry. I don't play that game (assuming you're referring to me). I'm too serious. Keep playing it with EJ.
 

kunoichi

dead
[quote author=Shademp link=topic=29.msg22539#msg22539 date=1235501491] Sorry. I don't play that game (assuming you're referring to me). I'm too serious. Keep playing it with EJ. [/quote]
:( Why so NO STOP IT!....
 
Christmas decorations sounds fun though. I never had any decorations last year. But I guess it was a statement of my freedom for finally living in my own place! :)
 
[quote author=Arianna link=topic=29.msg20078#msg20078 date=1235109085]
[quote author=Emperor Joker link=topic=29.msg19858#msg19858 date=1235061832]
[quote author=Arianna link=topic=29.msg19845#msg19845 date=1235058807]
[quote author=Emperor Joker link=topic=29.msg19763#msg19763 date=1235028505]
I'll take that from an experienced man. That's it gentlemen. In order to get rid of my insanity, or whatever that's left, I must engage on sexual activities with a lady I fancy or truly adore!
Now that's.... another thing.
[/quote]

How about just controlling yourself?





;D :P ;D :P ;D :P ;D :P
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How about just going back to the damned kitchen?


:) ;) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-X :-\ :-* :'(
[/quote]

... You would want me around all those sharp objects? ;D

Nice barage of the emoticons. :P

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Arianna + sharp objects = very scary. LOL
 
[quote author=kunoichi link=topic=29.msg22547#msg22547 date=1235502467]
Hell have no fury like a woman with sharp knives.
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Hell yeah.
 

Cthulhu

Administrator
AKA
Yop
You lot spam like shit, ffs.

I just et 'taters, chicken, onions and peas, all baked together for great justice :monster:.
 

Super Mario

IT'S A ME!
AKA
Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
[quote author=kunoichi link=topic=29.msg22538#msg22538 date=1235501421]
Christmas decorations, all year round. I have goodies for you, won't you come sit on my lap?
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MM! I'd love to feel those 32's! may I sit on y0 lap Mrs. Claus? 8D
 

Arianna

Holy, Personified
AKA
Katie; Seta.
[quote author=Cthulhu link=topic=29.msg22551#msg22551 date=1235503022]
You lot spam like shit, ffs.[/quote]

What's 'ffs' mean? ... Though, I think I can guess.

A little known side of me comes out here. ;D :P


[quote author=Emperor Joker link=topic=29.msg22515#msg22515 date=1235498176]
*pencil* Excuse me?
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Oh no! It's the pencil! ... Again. :P

[quote author=xCloud.Skyex link=topic=29.msg22543#msg22543 date=1235502119]
[quote author=Arianna link=topic=29.msg20078#msg20078 date=1235109085]
[quote author=Emperor Joker link=topic=29.msg19858#msg19858 date=1235061832]
[quote author=Arianna link=topic=29.msg19845#msg19845 date=1235058807]
[quote author=Emperor Joker link=topic=29.msg19763#msg19763 date=1235028505]
I'll take that from an experienced man. That's it gentlemen. In order to get rid of my insanity, or whatever that's left, I must engage on sexual activities with a lady I fancy or truly adore!
Now that's.... another thing.
[/quote]

How about just controlling yourself?





;D :P ;D :P ;D :P ;D :P
[/quote]

How about just going back to the damned kitchen?


:) ;) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? ::) :P :-X :-\ :-* :'(
[/quote]

... You would want me around all those sharp objects? ;D

Nice barage of the emoticons. :P

[/quote]

Arianna + sharp objects = very scary. LOL
[/quote]

Better believe it! >:( ;D

[quote author=xCloud.Skyex link=topic=29.msg22550#msg22550 date=1235502836]
[quote author=kunoichi link=topic=29.msg22547#msg22547 date=1235502467]
Hell have no fury like a woman with sharp knives.
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Hell yeah.
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Yup. :) Add PMS into that mix. ;D
 
Phew... I don't get it why I keep watching Kyle XY. All it is is a show about teenagers in love. There's not nearly enough intricate science, super powers or unpredictable story lines. That's the worst part. Every episode is so predictable! Oh well, at least the series has been cancelled.
Guess I gotta watch those few remaining episodes. Can't leave anything unfinished.
 

Alex

alex is dead
AKA
Alex, Ashes, Pennywise, Bill Weasley, Jack's Smirking Revenge, Sterling Archer
Watch Lost instead, fgj
 
Lost rocks. After almost losing faith in it during season 3 it totally redeemed itself in the fourth and now fifth season.

While the time travelling recently is entertaining, in principle I HATE time travel and how it can never be fully understood :monster:
 

Arianna

Holy, Personified
AKA
Katie; Seta.
I like The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

In all, though, I don't watch much televsion.

And, I must declare, Lewis Black is my favorite comedian.
 

kunoichi

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^I got "lost" with lost ages ago and never bothered to care tbh. Just watched the daily show myself and even though it's not always good tonights oscar talk was funny.
 

Super Mario

IT'S A ME!
AKA
Jesse McCree. I feel like a New Man
When I first saw it ages back, I thought it was another remake of the Lost world with Dinosaurs. sadly it wasn't the case. : (
 

Arianna

Holy, Personified
AKA
Katie; Seta.
I've got a question for you UK and European members: How do you guys get American/Canadian shows aired? Over here, in the USA, it's via PBS (public broadcasting) or BBC America, which is a cable channel.

[quote author=Emperor Joker link=topic=29.msg22610#msg22610 date=1235509880]
I'm still sad Lost lacks Dinosaurs. : (
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I kind of wondered that too... If they meant Land of the Lost with Lost. I thought that there was (at least) rumor of a remake of Land of the Lost, as well... *shrugs*

[quote author=kunoichi link=topic=29.msg22620#msg22620 date=1235510247]
^I got "lost" with lost ages ago and never bothered to care tbh. Just watched the daily show myself and even though it's not always good tonights oscar talk was funny.
[/quote]

I watched that last night, but I didn't really pay attention; at 8, I'll try to do so. True, sometimes it's not so great. My favorite thus far was the 108 congress introduction. "A little known sect by the name of 'Democrats'..." Something to that effect. :P
 
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