Corrupt-a-Wish

[Ⓐaron]

Granted, but it's broken. hahaha we came up with exactly the same corruption.

Granted, but you break them shortly after getting them D;

I wish I could be arsed to sleep.

 

[A]

Granted, but you only get nightmares.

I wish I could could have unlimited space on my computer without it ever breaking.

 

[Neutron Ronnie]

Granted, but it would run as slow as hell (think along the lines of six minutes to boot up).

I wish I knew more people to play with on Xbox Live.

 

[Channy]

Granted, but it would run as slow as hell (think along the lines of six minutes to boot up).

I wish I knew more people to play with on Xbox Live.

Hah, my Acer was like that

Granted, but the only thing they'll ever ask you is 'asl?'

I wish I had some creative thoughts for RP. ;-;

 

[Atticus]

Granted but then the other player has even more creative thoughts and kills you.

I wish I had lunch now.

 

[A]

Granted, but it's all rotten.

I wish I had unlimited space on my computer without it ever breaking or the system being slow.

 

[Neutron Ronnie]

Oops, I missed a post!

I wish I had unlimited space on my computer without it ever breaking or the system being slow.

Granted, but you have a power failure every time you try to boot up.

I wish my parents wouldn't force me to attend my graduation ceremony in July. (I'd rather skip it.)

 

[A]

Granted, but then your teachers start forcing you.

I wish I had unlimited space in my computer without it ever breaking, getting viruses, not having a power failure every time I tried to boot it up, and not ever having to deal with the system being slow, and nothing ever bad happening to it.

 

[annacamille]

I wish I had unlimited space in my computer without it ever breaking, getting viruses, not having a power failure every time I tried to boot it up, and not ever having to deal with the system being slow, and nothing ever bad happening to it.

Granted, but now your computer takes up the space of five football fields (and growing as you add memory to it).

I wish that the person who corrupts this wish turns into a piece of turd.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Spoiler

Your sig makes me happy.

Granted, but I became so much of an awesome turd that it's as if I didn't turn into a turd at all.

I wish to meet Gackt.

 

[A]

Granted, but he runs away from you.

I wish I was taller without any setbacks.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Granted, you're now 12 feet tall and growing.

I wish I had some of those awesome See's lollipops.

 

[A]

Granted, but you choke on one and die.

I wish I could grow to about 5'7'' without any setbacks.

 

[Neutron Ronnie]

I wish I could grow to about 5'7'' without any setbacks.

Granted, but it's only temporary and you shrink back to your original height the next day.

I wish I had a Wii.

 

[A]

Granted, but it breaks the moment you get it.

I wish I could grow to about 5'7'' without any setbacks, and have it be permanently.

 

[Channy]

Granted, but you'll grow to be 5'7" in width and not in height.



I wish my relationship wasn't so riddled with drama.

 

[Neutron Ronnie]

I wish my relationship wasn't so riddled with drama.

... I'll try to be nice: Granted, but it will be a little boring instead.

I wish the Master Chief was real, and that he wouldn't shoot me or run away from me, or hate me, and was exactly the way he is depicted in the games.

 

[Super Mario]

Granted but he forces you on ridiculous training to be like him. And he is strict.





I wish I wasn't bored.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Granted, but you'll grow to be 5'7" in width and not in height.

LOL. LOL. LOL!!!!

I wish I wasn't bored.

Granted, you're now sexually aroused over nothing.

I wish I were 18 years old right now.

 

[Lelouch]

^^ granted but you died on 18th birthday

i wish i could finish my homework soon

 

[namakemono]

Granted, but none of the answers are correct.

I wish I could pull off the Yuna cosplay.

 

[Akemmi]

I wish I could pull off the Yuna cosplay.

Granted but you get eaten by a fat Yuna hater

I wish for true love.

 

[Neutron Ronnie]

I wish for true love.

Granted, but it'll go to your worst enemy and not to you (you didn't specify who you wished it for). Don't hate me!

I wish I could turn back time four years and change my degree.

 

[A]

Granted, but you won't like that either.

I wish for a piece of chocolate that's not rotten.

 

[Akemmi]

Granted, but you won't like that either.

I wish for a piece of chocolate that's not rotten.

Granted, It's not rotten but It's all yucky warm and melted

I wish to get all my college work handed in and passed tomorrow.