Corrupt-a-Wish

[crack]

Game is simple. You make a wish, the other corrupts the wish in some way.

Example:

Person 01: I wish for new clothes.
Person 02: Granted, but they don't fit you.

Person 01: I wish someone else would take the exams for me.
Person 02: Granted, but they fail your exams.

Person 01: I wish I could sleep.
Person 02: Granted, but the only dreams you'll be having are nightmares.

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Get it? Cool. I'll start.

I wish there was something I could eat.

 

[A]

I wish there was something I could eat.

Granted, but the food is all rotten.


I wish I could motivate myself to do my homework.

 

[crack]

Granted, but you get your answers all wrong.



I wish I could drink coffee.

 

[A]

Granted, but it tastes bad.


I wish for a cat.

 

[crack]

Granted, but your cat hates the fuck out of you.


I wish for more books.

 

[A]

Granted, but they're all too hard for you to understand.


I wish for straight A's.

 

[crack]

Granted, but you become socially awkward.


I wish for all the idiots in the world to be separated from the rest.

 

[A]

Granted, but you would be part of that group.



I wish for more hours in a day.

 

[crack]

Have I just been burned? Beetch. D :

Granted, but that would mean more studying for you.

I wish for a penis.

 

[I Am Not Me]

I wanted to post this thread. DDD;

Granted, but it's a micropenis.

I wish for the world to end.

 

[A]

Granted, but you die as well.


I wish they would announce Clack to be canon.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Was my wish really corrupted though? I wanted the world to end... including me with it.

And curse you with your evil wish!

Granted, but they made a canon video game in which you are supposed to get Cloud and/or Zack pregnant.

I wish for world peace.

 

[A]

Granted, but your part of the corruption.


I wish for a new pet.

 

[NoenGaruth]

Granted, But it's a tape worm.

I wish for it to be raining doughuts.

 

[A]

Granted, but the size causes destruction.


I wish for a robot.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Granted, but it goes insane and kills you.

I wish for a five-hour orgy with two hot women who aren't underage, don't have any sexually transmitted diseases and aren't going to get pregnant.

 

[A]

Granted, but you find out their husbands are set to murder you.


I wish for an air purifier.

 

[Sheva Alomar]

Granted, but it will break down the second you turn it on.

I wish I could get a job.

 

[Bex]

Granted, but as a prostitute and you get AIDs.

I wish for WORLD PEACE

 

[Alex]

Granted, but it only lasts for 3 days.

I wish for golden syrup cake.

So badly ;.;

 

[Sheva Alomar]

Granted, but it will be COVERED IN MOLD...AND POO.

I wish that I could fly.

 

[mentaz]

Granted, but you crash with an airplane...and die

I wish to have high grades on my exams.

 

[Atticus]

I like this game.

granted but then you realize you're wasting your time with school drop out join a rock band tour the world, get into drugs, have six kids with multiple lovers on bad nights, and eventually die of an overdose.

I wish for ... I wish for... .... I'm quite content actually. I wish for a hamburger I guess.

 

[A]

Granted, but the meat's undone.

I wish for a new computer.

 

[mentaz]

granted, but the computer is not new at all. It's the latest model form 96'.

I wish for a HD screen for my computer.