Corrupt-a-Wish

[A]

Granted, but you fail your tests instead.

I wish for a piece of chocolate that's not rotten or yucky warm and melted.

 

[Neutron Ronnie]

I wish for a piece of chocolate that's not rotten or yucky warm and melted.

Granted, but it's rock hard and breaks your teeth...

I wish Squex would resolve the Cloud-Tifa-Aerith argument.

 

[Akemmi]

Granted, but you fail your tests instead.

I wish for a piece of chocolate that's not rotten or yucky warm and melted.

Granted but with that a huge Cloud-Zack-Aerith argument erupts.

lolz I don't have any tests this year.

I wish for an unbreakable cast of Sephiroth's pecks for myself

xxx

 

[Neutron Ronnie]

I wish for an unbreakable cast of Sephiroth's pecks for myself

xxx

Granted, but going anywhere near it gives you a HUGE mother complex and a most unreasonable desire to stab brown-haired chicks.

I wish for a most awesome remake of Final Fantasy VII.

 

[annacamille]

^Granted, but it is only available in Japan... and in order to play it you must be of pure Japanese descent.

I wish I had a $100 right now.

 

[Ⓐaron]

Granted, but in order to get it you must send me n00dz.

I wish I could be arsed more often.

 

[crack]

Granted, but in the end you still fail all.

I wish for Alise to come back.

 

[A]

Granted, but she hates you anyways.

I wish that my throat wouldn't hurt so much - and not have anything else hurt.

 

[Mr. Flibble]

Granted but you can't speak.

I wish I never had to work again

 

[Teva]

Granted but you'd become a fat lazy bum and you'd eventually lose out on your home because you stopped paying all of your taxes.

I wish I could be a supermodel that doesn't succumb to anorexia or bulimia and is world-renowned for my charitable acts.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Granted, but you have lots of perverted, desperate stalkers.

I wish I can go to outer space.

 

[Neutron Ronnie]

I wish I can go to outer space.

Granted, but then someone throws you out of the spaceship in a spacesuit sans helmet.

I wish my country would no longer be pestered by mad terrorists, foul politicians, or other troubles.

 

[Tifaeria]

Wish granted! I will now send you to outer space with MeiMei so you won't be bothered with it and it's not your home anymore!

I wish babies would never get hurt~.

 

[Neutron Ronnie]

Wish granted! I will now send you to outer space with MeiMei so you won't be bothered with it and it's not your home anymore!

Wish being granted's good enough - even if it's no longer my home.

I wish babies would never get hurt~.

Granted, but they all grow up to be spoiled.

I wish Viz would hurry up with their manga translations.

 

[Teva]

Granted but they're littered with translation errors.

I wish I could be older.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Granted, you're now 115 years old on your deathbed.

I wish Clerith is canon.

 

[Teva]

Granted but all of the Cloti fans in retaliation make an extremely popular anti-Clerith website which results in a massive drop in FFVII Compilation title sales.

I wish I could be a famous cult movie director.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Granted but all of the Cloti fans in retaliation make an extremely popular anti-Clerith website which results in a massive drop in FFVII Compilation title sales.

Okay, now that would be pretty cool if it happened.

I wish I could be a famous cult movie director.

Granted, but you're famous for having awful cult movies.

I wish I wasn't banned from my computer anymore.

 

[Teva]

Okay, now that would be pretty cool if it happened.



Granted, but you're famous for having awful cult movies.

I wish I wasn't banned from my computer anymore.

Aww that sucks.

Well your wish is granted but in the event that you're glued to it forever and no longer want to venture out into the real world omgz.

I wish that I could live forever and that my family and friends had the same immortality.

 

[I Am Not Me]

Well your wish is granted but in the event that you're glued to it forever and no longer want to venture out into the real world omgz.

How is this a bad thing?

I wish that I could live forever and that my family and friends had the same immortality.

Granted, but the world ends, leaving you to live on the barren earth with no food and water, unable to die and forever suffering.

I wish for world peace without any setbacks.

 

[Teva]

How is this a bad thing?



Granted, but the world ends, leaving you to live on the barren earth with no food and water, unable to die and forever suffering.

I wish for world peace without any setbacks.

Damn you WANT to not go outside and breathe in fresh air?

Crud, thanks for ruining my wish. Although there are some solutions for it.

Anyway . . .

Granted, but the world is so utopian and great that at some point someone flips out and eventual chaos ensues anyway resulting in a world war! Muhahahahahahaha!!!!

 

[Neutron Ronnie]

Damn you WANT to not go outside and breathe in fresh air?

Crud, thanks for ruining my wish. Although there are some solutions for it.

Anyway . . .

Granted, but the world is so utopian and great that at some point someone flips out and eventual chaos ensues anyway resulting in a world war! Muhahahahahahaha!!!!

You need to make a wish for us to corrupt.

 

[Teva]

You need to make a wish for us to corrupt.

Thanks for that.

I wish I was a superhero blessed with the power to regenerate.

 

[paoo]

Granted, but you will be turning out to a freak everytime.
I wish for longer hair

 

[Teva]

Granted but you'll constantly trip over it because it's so gosh-darned long. In short you'll be a super clumsy person.

I wish I could gain more weight.