Discord quotes of awesomeness

[Flintlock]

In the beginning, we created an IRC channel, and it was good. Then, we created an IRC quotes thread, and it was good too. Recently, we created a Discord server, and it is good. I hope you see where I'm going with this.

Share your favourite quotes from Discord here to preserve them for posterity! They can be one-liners or entire conversations. I have a couple of tips: one, conversations are easier to read if you change message display to "compact" in Discord's appearance settings; and two, unless the nicknames are part of what makes the quotes funny, you might want to edit them so that people know who was talking, since some people change nicknames a lot on Discord.

Here's one to get us started. This was just after Christmas.

[1:56 PM] Flintlock: I'm a-cooking a lasagne
[2:23 PM] Flintlock: [picture of lasagne in the oven]
[2:39 PM] B: Ermahgerd lesernger!
[2:39 PM] B: Dreamy :heart_eyes:
[2:39 PM] Flintlock: I'm more than just a pretty face
[2:39 PM] B: I wish I could eat as much cheesy carby things as I wanted to
[2:40 PM] B: No, you're also a lasagne!
[2:40 PM] Flintlock: You trying to say you could eat me up?
[2:40 PM] Flintlock: Or just that I'm cheesy
[2:42 PM] B: Gee, I like either option!
[2:43 PM] B: Your best attribute is your perfect ratio of cheesy to saucy
[2:43 PM] Flintlock: That's... the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me

 

[Flare]

This makes me laugh every fucking time XD

 

[Tennyo]

[9:27 PM] Flintlock: no, Tenny
[9:28 PM] Flintlock: there may be ladies
[9:28 PM] Flintlock: they may know more about FF
[9:28 PM] Flintlock: but there are surely none lovelier

[9:28 PM] Satsubutt: tenny is an OG lovely
[9:28 PM] Satsubutt: it is known
[9:28 PM] Satsubutt: grand old lovely

[9:32 PM] Satsubutt: for as long i have known tls peeps
[9:33 PM] Satsubutt: i shall forever regard them as lovelies

<3 <3 <3

 

[Cthulhu]

[every wednesday] Cthulhu: !wednesday

 

[Cacti]

Not as much of a quote, but that time Fancy and Flare made the creepy emote and the whole craziness around the emotes:

I don't know how many emotes we have now but I think I ended up making at least 3 or 4 emotes myself XD

Those were good times

 

[fancy]

this is one of my fav moments.

 

[fancy]

omg another memory sorry last post of the night swearsies

So this was a screenshot from one of the best voice chat sessions I've ever been a part of. I was laughing for hours it seemed.

Spoiler: TWAS THE NIGHT OF THE NORDICS!

with Flintlock
Cacti
Moi
Flare
& Channy in that order

And at some point, Flint said something along the lines of, 'I love how most of the people in staff right now have something to do with Nordic in their name

Spoiler: and then there's Lex.' being normal and sane. <3

 

[Ite]

I miss so much on Discord. Thank you guys for saving the lols and feels!!

 

[Mother]

Ready y'all???

---Best of Discord---

Spoiler: Cacti got some lovin'

Spoiler: Allllll byyyyy himseeeeelf

Spoiler: You know you've made it when people make nice nicknames for you :'-(

Spoiler: This precious ass babe

Spoiler: Thirsty bitches of TLS

Spoiler: The thirstiest bitch of all

 

[lithiumkatana17]

Please.

We ALL know the best thing to come out of the Discord chat has been

Spoiler: this

 

[Mage]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THAT THING?!

 

[Tennyo]

That thing is what happened when Lith was introduced to Snapchat.

 

[fancy]

Spoiler: Allllll byyyyy himseeeeelf

Been meaning to post the sequel to this for a while now.

Spoiler: PLOT TWIST!!!

Spoiler: BUT THEN!!!!!

*ded*
To be fair, though, they just happened to both be afk at the same time when I spotted the mutual muting.

Also, lmfaoooo,

Spoiler: this after some confusion as to who exactly I was.

 

[fancy]

"Can't even queue for some dick without bullshit"
-B

 

[Mother]

"Can't even queue for some dick without bullshit"
-B

Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This health professional's advice

 

[fancy]

Worn out from succing apparently

Oh yeah, another good&#8217;un

 

[Mother]

Worn out from succing apparently

Oh yeah, another good’un

LMAOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

[fancy]

Spoiler: lol weirdos

Spoiler: LMAO I'm pretty sure this was in reference to Flare's pictures.

 

[Airling]

 

[fancy]

When B watches the nature channel

 

[Mother]

^OI!!!!!

The birth of the dream team and proof that Fancy is CORRUPT



Context: I am the other baby

 

[Mother]

THE BABIES ARE BACK AND THEY'RE HERE WITH BANTS N' GOOD VIBES

Spoiler: When you're their favourite thing since mianbao

 

[fancy]

Spoiler: Elessar doing the most lmfao

 

[Mother]

Spoiler: Another Ellie goodie

 

[fancy]

Today is that day.

Spoiler: Shademp horrifying Chip

Speaking of nightmares...

Spoiler: Kimble woke up to one