Dragonball Evolution

[Strangelove]

If no one mentions anything about something being over nine thousand, it's failed right there no matter how the rest of it turns out.

I'm sure the chance of its failing are already over 9000, though

 

[Makoeyes987]

I think the fact they put Goku in high school as a teenager sealed this movie's fate.

Oh, and the fact that Bulma doesn't have blue hair because its "not realistic."

 

[Strangelove]

Is that why they change into some kind of strange fish-lizard instead of monkeys?

Because, that's like, totally more realistic

Lolz. High school. Will there be resident bully Goku has to beat up in the end/race to lose virginity/prom scene?

I wasn't really planning on see this anyway. I now make it a plan not to see it

 

[Alex]

I'm going to go see it

Except nt rly. But I am kind of curious to see exactly how awful it's going to be. But I still probably won't see it due to cba.

 

[Max Payne]

I'll be damned if I pay to see this in any shape form or fashion.

 

[Alex]

That I can agree with, I'd never pay good money to see this piece of crap.

 

[Nega Adri]

I certainly won't pay $10 to go see this god awful film, but I think I will make an effort to find it elsewhere. For free. I'm just curious to see exactly how shit this movie will really be.

 

[Alex]

It's pretty sad that that seems to be the movie's main selling point. People want to see it to see how shit it will be

 

[Super Mario]

I think that we'd best see it on the telly. rather than in DVD, VHS, blu Ray or in theater.


... Or we can pirate it.

 

[Cthulhu]

Pirating ftw, but I'm getting a vibe of 'ZOMG I MUST WATCH IT' in this thread, .

 

[Alex]

On second thought, this movie would benefit infinitely from moar guitar solos and pyrotechnics in the distance.

 

[sheens]

I'm going to see it. There, I've admitted it.

Just to see how crap it is...I guess. And to see Emmy Rossum tear apart Bulma. Wtf, seriously.

 

[Alex]

[ame="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo4t8PeqJ6E"]YouTube - Dragonball Evolution Trailer[/ame]
Trailol. I don't know how new this is or anything but seriously, the final few moments were cringe-worthy.

 

[Strangelove]

I have no idea who most of those people are supposed to be.

But I've never really seen/read the original

 

[Super Mario]

[quote author=Ashes link=topic=295.msg8117#msg8117 date=1231952470]
On second thought, this movie would benefit infinitely from moar guitar solos and pyrotechnics in the distance.
[/quote]


Damn straight...y0. Lol

 

[Super Mario]

I've never laughed so much since Speed racer.

I must admit though that this requires more pyrotechnics in the distance with a dash of guitar solos. And an OVER NINE THOUUUUUSSSSSAAAAAAAANNNNND! comment.

 

[Countess Ariadne]

I feel like it's really trying to be The Forbidden Kingdom...

I heard somewhere that Emmy Rossum (Bulma) said the best part of her role was that she was "able to shoot a gun".

 

[Cookie Monster]

The Asian chick fighting her clone was a cast member of MTV's The Real World. Someone should shoot the casting director, imho.

 

[Super Mario]

Along with that, bring Michael Bay in as Director for the sequel.

 

[Makoeyes987]

There should be no sequel. They should burn the original film, forget about it for 10 years, THEN cast Michael Bay to do a real Dragonball movie.

They need to kill this celluloid abomination with fire. It's like "Batman and Robin." Truly, that horrible.

 

[Super Mario]

Or we can burn it, wait 2 years and then give it to Michael Bay for some pyrotechnical flames and guitar solos!

 

[Cookie Monster]

[quote author=Emperor Joker link=topic=295.msg8204#msg8204 date=1231964466]
Along with that, bring Michael Bay in as Director for the sequel.
[/quote]

...RELEASING A VIOLENT EXPLOSION, AND THEN, AN EXPLOSION WITHIN THAT EXPLOSION. AFTERWARD: ONE LAST EXPLOSION, THIS TIME IN SLOW MOTION, WITH TANKS FLYING OUT OF IT!!!!

 

[Super Mario]

I just spilled my milk in laughter.

 

[Cthulhu]

xDDD. D. DD.

At least they included a Transformer AND kept at least one major plot element of yon cartoon series, i.e. WE LYK HAVE LYK TO LYK FIND LYK THE LYK DRAGON-LYK-BALLS!11!1!

I wonder who dies slash has to be revived over nine thousaaand times. With even bigger missiles and helicopters.

 

[Super Mario]

Probably yoshi, though I bet he comes back with pyrotechnical flames in the distances with guitar solos.