Durarara!!

[Max Caulfield]

YOU PROMISED ME ONE IN THE OLD DAYS OF YORE WHEN WE WERE OUT BATTLING IN THE FIELDS AND YOU SAID, "IF I MAKE THROUGH THIS WAR I'M WRITING A SHIZAYA FIC," AND I WAS LIKE "ORLY?" AND YOU WERE LIKE, "YARLY," BUT THEN YOU ENDED UP GETTING SHOT AND BOOM YOU DEAD BUT THEN YOU REINCARNATED INTO A BEAUTIFUL BUTTERFLY FIRST BUT THEN YOU DIED AGAIN AFTER A BIRD ATE YOU AND THEN YOU REINCARNATED INTO THE BEAUTIFUL PERSON YOU ARE TODAY AND I SOMEHOW MANAGED TO REMEMBER OUR CONVERSATION FROM MANY MANY MANY DECADES AGO

IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE I'D SETTLE FOR A SHIZAYA FIC RATHER THAN A ZERITH BTW

JUST FOR YOU

WTF. I DON'T REMEMBER THIS.

ALSO, IF WE FOUGHT IN ANY KIND OF WAR, I DON'T THINK SHIZAYA WOULD HAVE EXISTED YET.

I'LL WRITE ZERITH OR SHIZAYA. WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT?

 

[Celes Chere]

No Mikado love?

SHIZAYA IS THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING.

OMG I WILL. My friend and I are RPing DRRR right nao... I think I failed so hard at Izaya... xD So maybe not.

 

[crack]

WELL THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE BAD MEMORY

NO SHIZAYA EXISTED IT'S JUST THAT DURARARA WAS SET IN ENGLAND TIMES AND CELTY WAS A WITCH

i will sacrifice my zerith in order to increase your chances of actually enjoying shizaya BTW LOVING THE CAPS

 

[crack]

OMG I WILL. My friend and I are RPing DRRR right nao... I think I failed so hard at Izaya... xD So maybe not.

I WANT TO SEE PLEASE?????????

 

[Max Caulfield]

WELL THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE BAD MEMORY

NO SHIZAYA EXISTED IT'S JUST THAT DURARARA WAS SET IN ENGLAND TIMES AND CELTY WAS A WITCH

i will sacrifice my zerith in order to increase your chances of actually enjoying shizaya

I ALREADY LOVE SHIZAYA. AND IT SCARES ME. D:

BTW LOVING THE CAPS

THNX. I LEIK YOURS TOO.

 

[Celes Chere]

Spoiler: page stretch

53 pages, *struts* I can show you a teaser:

Spoiler

We made them have shower smex... Shizuo had to call in repair for the wall after that...

AMY PLEASE WRITE SHIZAYA,
PLEASE YOUR FANS!

 

[crack]

I ALREADY LOVE SHIZAYA. AND IT SCARES ME. D:

OH WELL STILL SCREW ZERITH GIVE ME MY SHIZAYA AND LIKE TIFF SAID MAKE THEM HAVE LOTS OF BUTT SEX

TIFFFFF SHOOOOW MEEEEEE I BEG OF YOU DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: I'LL BE FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT OR WHATEVER

 

[Max Caulfield]

WTF ARE YOU PEOPLE TRYING TO DO TO ME?! I WANT TO WRITE SHIZAYA NOW AND I SHOULD BE CONCENTRATING ON NANOWRIMO. D:

Spoiler: WHY?!

It had started like any other of their fights, with Shizuo chasing Izaya through Ikebukuro and Izaya loving every minute of it. As the two made their way through the city, a path of destruction in the form of over turned cars and crumpled trash cans was left behind.

Eventually, Shizuo landed a hit. As he darted after Izaya, his hand had wrapped blindly around a stop sign which he ripped out of the ground with a single tug. Raising it above his head with a roaring, "IZAAAAAAYA" he whipped it forward and watched as it spun towards the man in front of him at a deadly speed.

Izaya went down in a violent tumble. Slidding to a halt on the grass beside the sidewalk, he had barely enough time to roll over before hands roughly grabbed the neck of his coat and he was hoisted into the air to come face to face with a wildly grinning Shizuo.

Though his head pounded from the fall and his legs screamed in pain from where the stop sign had hit him, Izaya still had enough presence to smirk. "Hello, Shizu-chan.

NOOOOOO! STFU, MUSE. THINK NANO. NO FANFICTION TILL IT'S DONE!

 

[Celes Chere]

MOAR. And make it dirtier!

N-no crack! You'll see my disgusting side.

 

[Max Caulfield]

MOAR. And make it dirtier!

DID I NOT JUST SAY THAT I NEEDED TO WRITE FOR NANO?!

 

[crack]

I could never do Nano.

 

[Celes Chere]

vLol'd so hard.

 

[crack]

I feel terribly bad for Shizuo when I look at those pics. : (

 

[Celes Chere]

LMFAO, WHAT IS AIR?

 

[Celes Chere]

Finally, my Anime Iowa pictures were uploaded. .__. Here's one of the better Shizzys.

Shinra and Celty. BD

 

[Xinda]

Time for Anri.

==

 

[crack]

Wow, you posted that fast.

Also, here's the soundtrack (again), but it's not the Youtube version and in much higher quality:

http://www.mediafire.com/?z5r1gbkitndy3

 

[Celes Chere]

No one cares about Anri.

 

[Xinda]

@ Crack - Pure luck.

...or something.

And thanks for that, don't think I got it, yet.

@ Rin - DX

 

[crack]

Trollface suits Izaya but I think Forever Alone suits him better. Anyone remember hot pot day?

FOREVER ALONE

 

[Celes Chere]

OMG LOL that is hilariously depressing.

 

[Max Caulfield]

That's like me at a party in rl when I start talking about fandom.

*crawls back into hole full of manga and video games and fanfiction*

 

[Xinda]

*Echoing everyone else, here*

...At least the pizza lasts...?

 

[crack]

That's like me at a party in rl

ftfy.

 

[Max Caulfield]

ftfy.

*SNIFF* YOU'RE SO MEAN.

SEE IF I WRITE SHIZUO/CELTY/SHINRA PRON FOR YOU. (OR ANY SHIZAYA OR THAT MATTER.)