E3 2015

[Ghost X]

Re: Doom (and games of similar themes). Am I to believe these hellish creatures mechanised themselves, and built their surroundings to take on a particular hellish aesthetic (eg: skeletal enemy with cataracts covering eyes: "This fence doesn't look twisted and pointy enough. Pass me a hammer!"). This is the stuff of fanfics.

 

[Lex]

Re: Doom (and games of similar themes). Am I to believe these hellish creatures mechanised themselves, and built their surroundings to take on a particular hellish aesthetic (eg: skeletal enemy with cataracts covering eyes: "This fence doesn't look twisted and pointy enough. Pass me a hammer!"). This is the stuff of fanfics.

I know right. It's fabulous isn't it.

 

[Carlie]

Found this on my tumblr dash:

 

[ForceStealer]

lol, the internet has really gotten a lot of mileage out of such gifs.

 

[Lex]

One hour til satsusoft conference

 

[Carlie]

One hour til satsusoft conference

^shots fired.

edit: Goddamit new page.

 

[Lex]

 

[Tetsujin]

Which stream are you actually watching, the TLS one or the Twitch one?

Also, for the short time I popped in yesterday, hearing voices in the chat and then a few seconds later in the TLS stream was a thing. Is it still?

 

[Joe]

Lex has officially stopped complaining about Microsoft! Praise the lord!

 

[Carlie]

Spoiler: If you have played The Witcher 3 you'll understand

 

[Lex]

I need to watch the Twitch one because I'm streaming it and I can't talk and listen to the things people have just said in my ear again 10 seconds later as well as pay attention to what's happening in the conference.

Sound should be fine. Some tits are talking now so I muted them and put some FF music on.

 

[Carlie]

E3 Bingo one and two.

 

[Roger]

Dat stone cold silence after Minions MOBA

 

[Lex]

EA YOUR CONFERENCE IS UTTER FUCKING BULLSHIT

 

[Roger]

Literally learned nothing new about Mass Effect.

Spoiler

that they were going to Andromeda was out there already.

 

[Joe]

Poor Lex was waiting til the end to see more ME:A stuff.

 

[Lex]

Fucking trash

 

[Geostigma]

Dat stone cold silence after Minions MOBA

I was at work... do you mean the minions from despicable me? o.O

 

[Lex]

Yup

 

[Geostigma]

lol wtf

ohhh Ubisoft.

"Watch us pretend to play Co-Op with obviously scripted events and immersion breaking cut scenes that match cut during player movement and match cut back to the player at a different point."

That editing is so bad. Like we all know all these coop presentations are just engine cgi movies but Ubisofts trash editing makes it the most obvious lol.

edit:

Can't watch this awful presentation anymore. Not like I was gonna give Ubisoft any money in 2015 anyway.

 

[Carlie]

And this

 

[X-SOLDIER]

FFVII REMAKE IS REAL.

SCREAMING + TEARS

WHAT IS LIFE!!?!?




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[Strangelove]

better sound version

i couldn't stay mad at you, square

thank you for not pulling another 'lolol pc port'

 

[Zee]

FUCK ME FUCK ME RIGHT IN THE FACE HONESTLY. DID YOU FUCKING SEE THAT GUN ARM, DID YOU SEE MY BB BARRET'S GUN ARM? LOOK AT THAT SHIT, WE'RE GONNA SEE TIFA TOSS A DOLPHIN AT SOMEONE WITH HER FIST AND RED XIII STUMBLE AROUND ON TWO LEGS AND CLOUD STEAL CONDOMS FROM A VENDING MACHINE IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2015

 

[X-SOLDIER]

So,

I got back home from Sweden yesterday, and slept all day. Today was my first day at work, and Sony was the only E3 stream that I decided to watch, and I watched the TLS stream.

I hadn't even seen the remake thread.

This hit me in the feels HARD with absolutely ZERO preparation.

So happy. I still can't focus on work.




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