FFVII: The Earth's Cries? (for real this time)

[Dashell]

Okay this isn't me spamming this time if you can believe it

I found this on another FF Forum and it coincides with what Neon said the other day in my joke thread. I thought he was kidding but now we got pics and... well I dunno, I think this might be real.

-New Battle System like the previous DS FFs
-Aerith's death will be CG along with other scenes
-Cloud cries when Aerith dies
-New music, the songs are "The Tables Have Turned" and "Till Death Do Us
Part" that will be sampled at E3
-No more date mechanics, Aerith's date is going to be used
-It was hard to get the rights to do this and that's one reason they
didn't announce it sooner
-Cloud and Tifa's scene in the lifestream will have more emotion
-It seems to be called "The Earth's Cries" (EC, lol)
-The interview seems to be out of order (??)
-The reason they didn't do a PS3 one was because it'd be too much work and
it might ruin the "classic" feel.
-The DSi will have a special version"

Yeah I know the date but if we get some honest to god actual legible scans I see no reason not to believe this.

 

[Cat Rage Room]

-Cloud cries when Aerith dies

Wow, what a feature!

 

[Celes Chere]

LOL. That is not real!

But the chibi Cloud looks sooo cute. xD

 

[Tetsujin]

Yeah I know the date

THEN SHUSH.

Lampshading the date doesn't make it any better or take away from lame prankness.

 

[Son Goku]

funny

Is this Cloud or Link with blond hair?

-The reason they didn't do a PS3 one was because it'd be too much work and
it might ruin the "classic" feel.

And this one surely would not!

 

[Lord Noctis]

Ladies and gentlemen, I call bullshit.

 

[DrakeClawfang]

You people are so cynical.

Loving the Aerith date scene and new Highwind thing, ought to throw both sides of the LT into a tizzy :p. But boo for the DSi special version, DSi was a dumb idea.

 

[Makoeyes987]

I personally cannot wait to be able to touch and poke Cloud with a stick and make him do as I please.

I'm sure fangirls will definitely enjoy the experience. Especially since you can use the DSi microphone to blow him too. Hope that'll be incorporated into gameplay somehow.

 

[Dashell]

Frankly until I see some actual SCANS with Japanese text that our translators can verify I will remain skeptical... although I do think a DS remake for FFVII would be pretty damn awesome.

 

[NoenGaruth]

Right well I'm not sure what to think now since I've seen this starting to pop up at a couple of places. However I get the feeling I'm going to be having hat for dinner tonight...

 

[Dashell]

Does anyone know what the Japanese text says BTW? The headline?

 

[Lord Noctis]

This had better not be real. An FF7 remake should be on the PS3 damnit! I don't even own a goddamn DS. If somebody doesn't prove this as an april fools joke soon I will go batshit insane and evelop a severe cas eof paranoia.

 

[ForceStealer]

although I do think a DS remake for FFVII would be pretty damn awesome.

Choke on your words, woman.

 

[Winter]

I want to know what that text says.

If it says "desu desu koibito desu desu" then I will know we're being trolled.

If it actually says something legitimate then I guess the Japanese have a sense of humor.

no seriously idk how I feel about this

 

[Max Payne]

Derp, as if SE would release a remake of FF7 that looks worse than the original. FUCKING LOOK AT THOSE "SCANS".

The real joke here in Quex thinking there is any chance of it being real.

 

[Alex]

Does anyone know what the Japanese text says BTW? The headline?

Yeah, it says 'April Fools'

Thank Babelfish

 

[Dashell]

ROFL does it really say that? XD
I'm guessing the "DS" in there is just for looks?

 

[Dashell]

BTW Dacon, the only thing that's a joke in here, is your attitude. I really hope this is real just so you learn not to put people down like that.

ALSO I said I'd remain skeptical until I saw scans, i'm not sure where you got I was believing this.

 

[Purple]

happy april fools everyone!

 

[Dashell]

Even if it is a joke I don't get why you people have to ruin it for everyone else. If I know something's a joke I play along and at least have fun with it.

Seriously, when did everyone become a stick in the mud about April Fools?

BTW the text does NOT say April Fools. I checked. It says:
伝説のファンタジーが復活! (The legendary fantasy revived)

so yeah thank babelfish.

 

[Alex]

BTW the text does NOT say April Fools. I checked.

O SNAP

 

[Dashell]

Hmm:
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/4665/magscan1.jpg
http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/5481/magscan3.jpg

and:
http://www.cubed3.com/news/13916

That's two sites saying DS remake and two sites saying Famitsu... yeah I think I'm about ready to believe it here... but I really hope the first one has the graphics right and the second one is either prototype or wrong... I mean isn't that just the PS1 graphics?

 

[Ⓐaron]

I have a rule. I don't believe anything that comes out within a few days of April Fool's Day unless it has yet to be retracted several days after April Fool's Day ends. I especially don't believe this report.

 

[Dashell]

nm i think I misunderstood you

Why is everyone here such an April Fools Day Scrooge anyway?

EDIT
yeah so Ryu pointed out that article has "AFD" as a tag so
... though the magazine ad says "2011" and looks different... so if this was a group effort, it's a really bad one.
I think more than likely two people had the same idea and it... kinda didn't work so well

 

[Celes Chere]

'Cause it's annoying. X_X