You make some good points but it just loses its credibility when you start essentially calling everyone who likes the game stupid.
Pretty much this right here, clowd.
You make a couple of valid points, and even a cogent, funny simile or two, but the opening insults -- and constant derision toward Japanese culture and those who like anime -- borders on xenophobia. You make a strong case in my opinion for the absurdity of Lightning's newest design, but VII's aesthetics were based on anime sensibilities, like 99% of JRPGs. You're raking one game's designs over the coals while praising the other's, when both drew from the same inspirational wellspring.
For that matter, XIII's character designs are really in the same vein of VII in terms of simple-but-memorable. I mean, look at Sazh. What is garish about that design?
Yeah, XIII-2 started getting outlandish with Lightning and Serah, but, really, Noel and Caius have rather subdued designs. It's just their swords that are on crack, and more Noel's than Caius's anyway. The main strike against Caius's Ragnarok is that the Soulcalibur series already did that sword -- and did it better -- freakin'
years ago.
I'll agree with you that the surrealism of XIII's setting was a lot more disorienting than VII's, however, and that it has progressed to the point that it's like living under a red sky. One of VII's great strengths is certainly how familiar its settings feel even while they should be alien.
There's a lot more I could comment on, but I will let this list of bullet points stand for why your rant crossed over the border into the same absurd territory you feel FF has ventured into:
-I loved VII, VIII and X
-Think IX is amazing with its development and direction of plot/characters, even while I still can't overlook how much I dislike the art design
-Think XIII's character development is among the best in the series, even though the plot itself was frequently shoddy in its presentation and opportunities for players to feel immersed in it
-Absolutely hated XIII-2's story and aesthetics, though Noel is a really likeable character
-Kind of expecting to hate Lightning Returns' story and aesthetics as well; already hate Lightning's new design
-Love (good) anime
-Love "Gagnam Style"
Judge me.