Happy belated
Yeah it's true
I kinda suck
but don't boo-hoo
Cos you get this birthday wish
Reminding you, you're quite the dish
and should be celebrated through the year
For all the times we bend your ear
With questions of a translation nature
Or your 2 cents on an interwebs wager
Go got some heart and a whole lot of soul
And panda pride if the truth be tol'
While some may drive you round the bend
I got nothing but respect to send
You're my language hero, a real linguist
but your FA status sends me round the twist
I hope the fella that catches you
Is worthy of you and a panda lover too!
Hope you feel as special today and every day as you do on your birthday <3