whoa haven't been around in a while so what up
I realize I'm a bit late but thanks very much! I actually had a pretty decent (read: lazy as fuck) birthday around the house, though I've got the party set to this Saturday night and I'm gonna get fucking TO' UP SON
which may or may not result in drunken tls posting, which tbh is one of the best activities lbh
Happy birthday bby
your absence was duly noted >:|
Happy Birthday dude. Make sure any and all fluids are introduced to your body through an emergency induction port.
I always chuckle at emergency induction port
Incidentally (something I thought you might enjoy), I DID attempt to hit up Burger King for one of their crowns (because FUCK IT that's why), only to find out these motherfuckers don't even MAKE THAT SHIT anymore
like what kind of fuckin' two-bit operation are they runnin' here
Omegapants, my ME buddy <3
Happs Bidet <3
Also some trivia: you officially have the same birthday as my dad. I got quite drunk today, happs bidet!
was it previously unofficial or?
but cheers on celebrating the day exactly the way I'd prefer everyone did